George Noory

Send Tommy or George a email . the address is on the website. I would guess its maybe [email protected]?

Yes

Did you take the alien pic? Where was the pic taken? When? What exactly does it show?




Asking for a friend. ;)

Ok doing it now

3 years ago in my backyard

A beam of light came down

Pulled out the phone and snapped it

Looked Nefertiti’s 2D image

Looked Like

Might be worth some money

Probably a lens flare

Probably Send it to George on Monday

Interesting. Ya, send it to George & see what he thinks.

Blue Rock Talk

Blue Rock Cock

Blue Ball Cock Talk

Commercials right now

Colon Blow or Super Prostate Formula?

(George dials the # of the new applicant)

WOULD BE NEW MEMBER: Hello?

GEORGE: Hello there, I'm George Noory and I just wanted to call and thank you personally for your interest in Seniors Paranormal Date and offer you an opportunity to meet me for for a drink in my dungeon, err, STUDIO for a drink. You might also enjoy taking a look at my extensive collection of vintage anal dilation devices, some date as far back as the 1300's!

WOULD BE NEW MEMBER (in awe but somewhat taken aback):
Wow, George Noory! Uh gosh thanks George I really don't know what to say, this was the last thing I was expecting.

GEORGE: My pleasure, I don't do this for all our new members but I happened to see your application and couldn't help but notice that you are something of a fitness buff and do 100 toe touches three times each day. It so happens that Tommy does toe touches too and we've developed a method where I help him with those during some of the commercial breaks and I'd like to share that with you. How about that drink in my studio?


WOULD BE NEW MEMBER (growing suspicious at Georges insistence now): Well George, actually I like to exercise solo and I'm not interested in anal dilation devices at all. Frankly I was only interested in meeting a nice older lady with an interest in ghosts and haunted places who might like to share walks in the woods and maybe a glass of wine now and then.

GEORGE: Well alright but I think you're missing out on am opportunity to broaden your rect, err horizons here. Could I interest you in becoming one of our Coast to Coast preferred callers? I'm starting to get letters complaining about Corny and Annie and Mike the Millennial being too predictable, maybe a new voice to add to the mix? We could use you.

WOULD BE NEW MEMBER : On second thought George, maybe I'll just take my chances at the Senior Citizens Center, BYE!
CLICK! (dial tone)

GEORGE (muttering under his breath): Damn, again? I sure thought with my magnetic personality and celebrity magnetism this would work at least one time out of a hundred.

WHAT A NUT LICKIN SHOW IT MUST HAVE BEEN LAST NIGHT..NEVER BOTHERED TO TURN IT ON...SHIZZLE. UH.

TONIGHT LOOKS BAD TOO..UH.

#TRUTH

I booked a one way passage to Hamburg on the Immer Essen

This is unlistenable.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!





!!!!!LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Lol

me no listen tonigh

I had it on for 5 minutes a few minutes ago. Not only was it not good; it was painful to listen to.

This’ll flush you out. LOL

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