George Noory

CYBER WEAPONS ARMS RACE AND ASSESSING ALIENS...TO BE EXACT.

Sounds like it might be good.

Yeah, George gets nervous when Knappcan and Richard Syrup get better ratings than he does.

John B.M. Smells

Time for grilled cheese

What happened to Naomi Wolf?? She was the scheduled guest for tonight.

Lol I bet her agent cancelled after realizing the enormous mistake she made in booking Naomi to be interviewed by walnut-size brain George.

That’s what it smells like when Tommy sweats profusely.

CHUCKY?? What adult would go by “Chucky”?? Not Chuck? Charles?

Oh, he’s Hindu, he says. Lol Chucky the yogi LOLOLOLOL I CAN’T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!

Bobby Jindal

I love it!

BenD Fuchs

Dr. Nick Jockitch

Art straps on a feedbag for his 5 miles run.

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Lololololololololol

whutz on THE SLAB..TONIGHT?!

TONIGHT DONT LOOK SOOO BAD...AN ASTROLOGY GUY AND THEN SETH SHOSTACK..FROM THE SLESTACK...SETI TALK..KINDUH HO HUMM..UH..

Yes, Dr. Sleestak was on last night. All he does is poo-poo any questions or theories that color even slightly outside the lines.

Nice hair, Seth. He looks like a Gooish Bobby Cremins — the old basketball coach for Georgia Tech.

George has a great weekend planned of movie binge watching. Here’s what he’s got lined up...

Two in the Pud, One in the Mud.
Two in the Coot, One in the Chute.
Two in the Clam, One in the Ham.
Two in the Pink, One in the Stink.
Two Where You’re Born, One in the Corn.
Two in the Humper, One in the Dumper.
Two in the Wet, One in the Regret.
Two in the Hole, One in the Coal.
Two in the Quim, One in the Rim.
Two in the Squirt, One in the Hurt.
Two in the Mitt, One in the Shit.
Two in the Pocket, One in the Socket.
Two in the Lois Lane, One in the Shit Stain.
Two in the Crotch, One in the Notch.
Two in the C*m, One in the Bum.
Two in the Mucus, One in the Tookus.
Two in the Cat, One in the Fat.
Two in the Cooter, One in the Pooter.
Two in the Burrito, One in the Poquito.
Two in the Muff, One in the Stuff.
Two Where it’s Balmy, One Inside Tommy.

Howard Bloomin-Idiot.

Instant Gold

LOL

George wore a buttplug all day for Ass Wednesday.

For Lent, George lent his buttplug to Tommy.

On Easter — after taking a Viagra before his date with Tommy — George rose again.

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Her newest book “Jesus Wears Cashmere”.

GEORGE: Have you seen this tomb of Jesus in Kashmir, India?

GUEST: Oh yes.

(An enlightening opportunity for a probing question for someone who has actually been there. Instead, George asks...)

GEORGE: Was it big?