George Noory

Pun Pun got his little chub on last night talking to Billy Givehead from ZZ Plop.

After being fully satiated with a finger through his toilet paper.
George takes a good whiff, then was inspired to interview Major Ed Dames again.

George “Nappy Dugout” Noory

Bitchio Kawkhead

Is that dude on tonight?

He was on during the first hour.

George tells the SuperCuts stylist, “Make me look like Lee Horsely.”

George Noory is super psyched after learning that the mainland Chinese are starting to download the Coast podcast.

Over there, he’s known as “Lo Poo”.

True story.

Credit where credit's due though, Poundit DID make a point of cutting off all of Jorchs serial callers for the last hour of open lines. Cornelius,Annie, Jorch too --> <-- Poundit

Did he openly state that he wanted new, non-regulars to call in?

I bet the regulars were livid. Corny, Annie, Barry, Wayne, Michael, Thomas, Joe. They’re planning to march on C2C headquarters in Sherman Oaks.

Anal Pungent
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Anal Pun-Pun

< laughs in Dean from Grapvine >

As George watches a tv news segment about a toddler who was killed in an exercise machine accident, George says, “You did that Peloton.”

Dean from Grapedrank

“If Art Did It...”

Tonight Whitley Streiber is going to tell us who Jesus really was.







The arrogance of this guy. Ya, you tell us, Whitley.

I just love Whitley’s verbal pauses at the wrong moment.

“My wife Ann was...(1-Mississippi, 2-Mississippi, 3-Mississippi)...was very interested in...(another pause)...Jesus.”

Whoops, time for commercials again already!

Listen to Whitley read aloud one of his books on tape. If you’re not dyslexic before, you will be after.

The child Jesus pushed kids off roofs? Hahahahahaha WTF?!

This is gold!!!

WHITLEY: I live through love, compassion, and humility. I could’ve been a very popular celebrity, but I consciously chose not to.”

Hahahahahahahaha There’s that humility shining through. LOL This guy has no shame.

WHITLEY: I try to live with love and compassion... I mean, apart from bilking the public into buying my books that claim I was abducted by aliens.

GEORGE: Some say Jesus was a clever musician...er, magician.



^He really just said that

whitless is talking about Jesus?

“If you read the writings of the Roman Ape-man Galen...”

GEORGE: “Whitley, some say you’re a charlatan...a writer of fiction who morphed his fiction writing into pretend real-life accounts of alien abduction, giving false hope, fear, anxiety to millions of people around the world...”

WHITLEY: “George? Are you there? I can’t hear you. You cut out. I got a bad connection here. It’s a shame, I was really looking forward to this interview. Oh well...”

GEORGE: “I can hear you just fine. Can you hear me?”

WHITLEY: “George? GEORGE? (Sigh) Well, I’m going to disconnect now. Gosh darn it, I really wanted to do this interview.”

GEORGE: “You’re coming in perfectly clear. Are you sure you can’t hear me?”

(Click!)...::dial tone::

George has a bumper sticker on his car that says

WEARING A MASK WHILE DRIVING ALONE IS LIKE MASTURBATING WITH A CONDOM ON.

Yes. I’m still not sure whether he’s referring to the son of man, or his gardener.

Its finally happened Witless has finally gone over the deep end

Lolololololololololol

George just said: “Jesus made wine out of...you know...one bottle of water.”

Hahahahahaha Was it Dasani or Aquafina, George? And did he recycle?