George Noory

George does Lucky Luciano’s taxes.

In high school art class, George mistook the teacher’s instructions to build a ship in a bottle. The day the project was due, George came to class with a glass decanter filled with a week’s worth of his own shit.

Lo fuckin l..

Stern has better radio voice..

So does Co Host..

She's Black..

Stern Crew Would Pone These Callers Quik..

Stern Would Get To Truth Faster..

Yeah. Anal Quivers.

George’s anus quivers whenever Tommy walks in the room.

Stern Could Go Dirty Or Serious..

In Under 15 Seconds..

Nail Em..

Quivers Voice makes me tingly..

I hear ya.. She does have a great voice.

For Sure..

If She Had A 976 number..

hee hee..

Jorch has just discovered that John B Wells and Johnny B Goode have the exact same middle initial....

Jorch has just signed on to play a man in his sixties who, after losing everything in the Great Recession, embarks on a journey through the American West with his loyal "companion" Tahhmmeeee, stopping only at gay bars.

It co stars Art's Bellend.

Working title of the movie; GONADLAND

Robin?..

Its mousey..

Let's make this fast..

hee hee..

And as we all know Jorchie boy doesn't believe in coincidences. I can't wait for him to announce the paranormal forces at work behind this.

The last call on Somewhere in Time w/ Uncle Artie, some guy called in asking Art about a private pilot who crashed his plane into the Rockies because he was gay. LOL!!!!!!!! WTH?! Art had no idea what he was talking about.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

George hosts a late night, adult show streaming on the dark web called Somewhere in Tom.

George Sizzlechest” Noory

Tonight’s topic: The Law of Emergence... “Push! Push! I can see the head!” — George to Tommy as George lays on his back and Tommy squats over him after Thanksgiving dinner.

Beyond the Queef on Gayman TV.

Wealth Mastery guru on Coast Lol That’s Michael Moore discussing diet, exercise, and hygiene.

*That’s like, rather

:bgdm:

Jorch and Big Tahhmmeeee plan to spend the weekend pumping gas.

Each other's....

**** BREAKING NEWS ****

Jorch has engineered his own COVID-19 vaccine.

Called Pfister, it's administered straight up the AnusZeneca by Jorch himself.

"Vaccination Centres" are located at the public toilets on the corner of Johnson & Johnson....