George Noory

When the show's broadcasting from LA, afterwards Jorch takes to the streets dressed as Sergeant Stacey Koon and screams "Where's Rodney King?" at black passersby....

TOM: "Hey George, I'm going to the store. Want anything?"

GEORGE: "A Beefeater."

TOM: "That's that gin, right?"

GEORGE: "No, i don't drink."

Art called up Domino's and had 5 extra large pepperoni and sausage pizzas with extra cheese delivered to Dr. Dean Ornish's home.

Art came back from Easter Island with a shirt that says: "I Got HEAD on Easter Island".

After work, Jorch used to stop off and pound down a few cold ones.

But now that they've stopped him sneaking into the Morgue, he just goes home and has a few drinks instead....

Tahmmy made a mess in Noori's "mud hut"

After every movie he sees at a theater, Art pretends to read all the credits at the end. In reality, he's waiting for everyone to leave so he can sniff all the seats.

I thought Alien Jerky was a little something extra Jorch got from The Greys after his regular anal probe....

In George's twisted mind it means he spits....

At the gym, while people work out with kettlebells, Art sits idle on an exercise bicycle eating Kettle Chips watching Fox News on the flatscreen.

Paul Ryan=Hanover Fist.

Art built a moat around his doublewide with alligators swimming in it. If a trespasser somehow gets past that, he will be met with barrel b*mbs filled with chlorine gas dropped on him from Art's roof. If you are incredibly lucky enough to get by that, you'll have to deal with Art's two feral cats -- Comet and Yeti. No one has gotten past them. Well, one guy did, but he got de-balled in the process.

After 12 years quietly building his own Hadron Super colliding superconductor, the big day has arrived. Art invites his family and all his friends over. "Now we're gonna see God," says Art arrogantly. He presses the ON switch and all the power in Pahrump and over the hill in Las Vegas goes out, blowing out transformers on every telephone pole in a 100-mile radius. And it's summer with a high of 118. 110 in the shade. Art finds himself once again a social pariah.

In the 1980s tommy was a member of the musical group

was (not was)


He was the not was part.

Then on holidays, he and Tahhmmeeee are going to hire a leisure vehicle from MEIN KAMPFERVAN....

Jorch wants to establish special areas to help kids with their attentiveness.

He calls them "Concentration Camps"....

Every time Jorch eats out at a Chinese restaurant, at the end of his meal, he stands up in front of the entire restaurant, clears his throat loudly, and reads the “fortune” from his fortune cookie in horrendously offensive, stereotypical American doing Chinese voice, with bucked teeth and squinty eyes.

Then he segueys into a string of “Confucius say...” jokes until the manager politely asks him to leave in broken Engrish.

As he exits, Jorch shouts, “See you tomorrow night, Wang.”

Another roaster (G7) emailed this...

Art waits all night outside the Apple store next to the burger king. 3 days later at 9 AM people start to pile in asking him " OH u r so lucky! ur the first in line! Are u getting an Xs An X or a new Mac Pro? Apple Lion? Watch?" Art gives them an odd look yawns gets up looks at his 1980's casio watch that uri geller got working again and says "No my good man I have 1 dollar ready for the Burger King 10 nuggets for a dollar deal today. Available for a limited time mind you." and walks off.



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Another one from G7...

On a cold night in the winter of his discontent Whitley got his Ram Dass on by 4 interested visitors from a far away galaxy whom spent light years to come here in a super advanced craft to study his taint.



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The latest roast from G7...

Art’s in Canada waiting for them to legalize, smoking a handful of another man’s chest hair.

Jorch was heard to whisper, admiringly; "if he pumps that up his head will cave in!"

Last time Jorch attended one of Steve Bassett(hound)’s Full Disclosure events, he got arrested for indecent exposure.

Jorch and Tahmmy driving home after the show...

TAHMMY: “Hey, there’s an Arby’s. Wanna pull in for a Big ‘n Beefy?”

JORCH: “Ok, but afterwards let’s get something to eat.”

Jorch buys all his meat from the Saudi Consulate in Turkey....

For Halloween, Big Tahhmmeeee -- ever the romantic -- is planning to dress up as a pie.

Seems he overheard Jorch (business mogul that he is) say; he has his fingers in a lot of pies....

Jorch and Tahmmy decide to take their “relationship” to the next level — oral. To appease his cultural guilt, Jorch calls in an imam to bless Tahmmy’s ham and make it halal.

With the sad early retirement of ROMAN REIGNS (God bless him, btw), Jorch has rekindled his dream of a career in the WWE.

"No-one knows more about punching big beefy blokes in the ring," enthused Jorch.

"Hell, it's what I do for free most nights after the show," he said.

"I can't wait to develop my GAY MYSTERIO character.

I've had the spandex in the.... wardrobe.... for decades."

Unconfirmed sources say Jorch/GAY's signature submission move will be THE PILE DRIVER.

They say Jorch's character will make history by becoming the first WWE Superstar to break with tradition and always have his signature move applied to himself....


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Tonight at 1:18 a.m. EST, look into the southeastern sky with your naked eye to see Howard Bloom’s nose in low earth orbit. Dr. Bi (@cocks.net) will cover the event streaming live.