George Noory

Great, we get to listen to Anal Plunger pontificate about anything and everything without letting his guest talk. A 4-hour monologue by Porky Pig.

That's because there are too many stories about Punnett in Minnesota.

He married a whore.
They were radio partners on a morning show.
Then she gave Dog The Bounty Hunter a blow job in the green room, and got caught.
Then In started dropping acid, or something.



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Then In broke his ankle and said he had to pull himself around the house on a skateboard. No family helped him.

Then his broken foot became badly infected, and his wife never noticed the smell? Because they slept apart.

But his whore wife may have been pushed into throat gargling C list celebrities. As In spent his off time at comic book stores, where the young men hang out?

George is the guy who never gets it.

Like that time he was arrested in Safeway.


He thought he could pack his crotch for attention, so Tahmmee suggested a big garlic sausage.

George was arrested shoving a tray of breakfast sausages down his pants.

"They were on sale" he said.

Ffs!

Harvey Weinstein -- a lifelong fan of C2C -- says he's been left traumatised and in therapy following a predatory sexual encounter with his idol, Jorch Noory.

Weinstein alleges that a clearly aroused Jorch answered the door to his hotel room in a pink bathrobe which he quickly let slip to the floor.

"Jorch made it very, very obvious that if I ever wanted to appear on Coast, NOW was the time to pay for it," a still shaken Weinstein revealed.

According to Weinstein he was so stunned that within minutes the pair were rolling and tumbling on the shag piled floor of Jorch's luxury suite.

Weinstein says they were later joined by a similarly engorged, naked and oiled Tahhmmeeee Dudehoser, as the stereo blared BLOW by Beyoncé.

Housemaid Pepe Vasquez -- who entered via the open door unexpectedly -- described the scene as being "like three black bears on Molly and on heat."


Weinstein, meanwhile, has formed a social justice action group -- MeThreesome -- to try to help others who have suffered.

Tahhmm was the original Coast Insider.

And Jorch has the anal tearing to prove it....

Jorch has signed to star in a sequel to the Tom Cruise vehicle -- THE FIRM.

Jorch will play Mitch McDeere 20-years-on in the movie; working title -- THE FLACCID....

:Sperm Wiggle:

Reading this thread, it has gotten quite vile. I posted here thinking it was just a discussion about Coast. The title was very general. Most of the thread topics are much more descriptive, so you know what you are dealing with once you enter. I'll think I will hang out in the general forum.

George, you really need to play more positive bumper music.

George’s sphincter is so worn out after years of reverse usage, he broadcasts C2CAM from the shitter in Premier Radio’s executive bathroom.

Reminds me of the walrus who went to the Tupperware party....

.... on the hunt for a tight seal

It's just a damn shame Tommy insists on broadcasting what comes out of the end on the toilet seat though it's entirely possible it's more engaging radio than what comes out of Jorchs pie hole.

Jorch's personal trainer asked him if he could do a plank.

Jorch said sure.... just as long as it had a knot hole in it....

While driving through Europe on vacation, Jorch kept seeing “65” signs along the highway. Blissfully unaware of the metric system, George cruised along in the fast lane going 65...KILOMETERS per hour. He made it from Berlin to Munich in two weeks, while accumulating more one-finger salutes than a leper.

so frustrating
he has some amazing guests, Marzuli tonight
and yet he walks all over the punch lines of stories from guests and callers
listening with ear buds in bed, half alseep wife wonders why I say aloud
"Will YOU S.T.F.U."

On weekends when Jorch travels to Boulder, CO to tape episodes of Beyond the Queef for GayMan Tv, he checks into his hotel under the name “Fister McHowler the Engorged Clown, available for children’s parties, bar mitzvahs, and brises.”

"East of the Mahoning river line next is matthew
Hello matt how are yeewwwwwwwww?"

Then he goes over the titles with crayon to make them smutty.

His favourite? "A Sale Of Two Titties"

After the show, Jorch, Tahhmmeeee Dudeholster & Big Jerry Corset like to slip into drag and head down to the Garment District where they perform as "The Andrews Sisters".

(Jorch/LaVerne. Tahhmm/Maxene. Jerry/Patty.)

Jorch takes the lead on "Beat Me Daddy, Eight To The Bar", Tahhmmee on "That's The Moon, My Son"....

And Big Jerry brings the house down with "One Meat Ball"....

The transvestite trio are set to release their own version of "Down In The Valley" on Jorch's own label, Kneel & Bob Records

Knappcan is talking about George Van Nipple Tassels tonight.

George has insulted this second guest several times already. And made all Americans out to be absolute idiots with his ignorant statements regarding New Zealand.

One of George’s first questions: “What are you doing out in New Zealand?”

The guest paused, then laughed, and said something like, “Why? Aren’t there allowed to be people living in New Zealand?”

George blurred out, “You’re a suburb of Australia.”

Gawd, that absolute fucking idiot. I can’t believe someone so stupid is employed in the job he’s in. Thankfully for George, he has a great staff who writes out all the decent questions on 3x5 index cards for him before the show.

The next exchange between George and the guest will go something like this...

GUEST: “Have you been to New Zealand?”

GEORGE: “No, but I saw it on a map once.”

David Dupe has Jeoff Rinse in a head lock.

so frustrating
he has some amazing guests, Marzuli tonight
and yet he walks all over the punch lines of stories from guests and callers
listening with ear buds in bed, half alseep wife wonders why I say aloud
"Will YOU S.T.F.U."

Jorch has been struggling to reassert his relevance to the survival of C2C, more than ever since he started reading this thread as part of his show prep.

Kim Jong Un just launched Howard Bloom’s nose over Japan, sending shockwaves through the Nikkei Index.

Jorch broadcasts all four hours sitting on a dildo in the shape of the Golden Spike that connected the Transcontinental Railroad in Promontory, Pewtah.

Every show, he sits on a different dildo in the shape of a significant object in our nation’s history. Don’t ever say George isn’t a patriot.

Reading this thread, it has gotten quite vile. I posted here thinking it was just a discussion about Coast. The title was very general. Most of the thread topics are much more descriptive, so you know what you are dealing with once you enter. I'll think I will hang out in the general forum.

George, you really need to play more positive bumper music.

That will really put the alleged ETERNAL flame to the test.

George was that kid in junior high school with the KICK ME sign taped on his back, some of us still haven't seen any good reason to quit now.

That will really put the alleged ETERNAL flame to the test.