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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80454313 United States 06/06/2021 02:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When interviewing Alexandra Robbins about her book on Skull & Bones and the secret building they meet at on the Yale campus, George said, “Oh to be a fly in the ointment in that room.” Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79861298 The master of mixed metaphors strikes again. That's our boy alright. It wouldn't be nearly as funny if he had a clue how often he does this but dammit, he's costing me precious sleep waiting for him to do it again. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79861298 United States 06/06/2021 02:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George’s first flight as First Officer... Just after reaching cruising altitude, Jorch turns to the Captain and says, “This is great! When do we deploy the life-size inflatable navigator like in ‘Airplane’? I’m horny.” Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73838120 Seconds later, the Captain requests an emergency landing at the nearest airport for “unspecified personnel reasons”. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79861298 United States 06/06/2021 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Episode 1: Commissioner Gordonwitz kvetches about the crime in his fair city. Bat Mitzvah Man and Rubin swing into action to stop a local deli from serving ham sandwiches and BLTs; only Reubens. Named after Paul Rubens’ (Pee Wee Herman’s) “special sauce”. Quoting: Drei Hund Nacht As the Dynamic Duo depart the deli, Rubin reminds patrons not to forget to tip their servers... but no more than 5%. 6 at most. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79861298 United States 06/06/2021 02:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A Coast Guard Helicopter slowly hovers over a row of flooded homes in N.C, and the ghost of Art opens the door and tells the residents "Good News" they begin cheering they are saved and rejoicing , Art proceeds " I just saved a lot from switching to Geico" closes the door and flies off. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63286947 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79861298 United States 06/06/2021 02:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch and Tahhmmeeee met at an audition for an off-Broadway -- very, very off-Broadway -- musical parody; WILEY WANKER AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. Quoting: 4th Mesa Jorch was going for the eponymous role. Big Tahhmmeeee Dudehoser was auditioning for the part of THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. The roles have been the basis for their relationship ever since.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80454313 United States 06/06/2021 02:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The man has zero charisma yet still sees himself as the main attraction of Coast To coast AM. Not only is he wrong about but he diminishes the value of what could be perfectly great programming by unnecessarily injecting himself into conversations with guests and adding nothing of value. And the man is relentlessly inept at what he's doing. Other than that and the fact that he's only marginally less boring than BBC Overnight News? No particularly reason. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79861298 United States 06/06/2021 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The man has zero charisma yet still sees himself as the main attraction of Coast To coast AM. Not only is he wrong about but he diminishes the value of what could be perfectly great programming by unnecessarily injecting himself into conversations with guests and adding nothing of value. And the man is relentlessly inept at what he's doing. Other than that and the fact that he's only marginally less boring than BBC Overnight News? No particularly reason. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79861298 United States 06/06/2021 02:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This weekend Jorch went to see the new movie just out “The House With Cocks in the Walls”. Apparently it’s an extremely graphic documentary on the world of glory holes. Jorch was in the back row of the theater holding an empty tub of popcorn in his lap with a hole cored out in the bottom and his hands lubed up with butter. Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79861298 United States 06/06/2021 02:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch travels to Chang Mai, Thailand to see the elephant who can paint with a paintbrush held in his trunk. Upon arriving at the preserve, Jorch, along with about 20 other tourists, walks into the enclosure and immediately is struck by what he sees... “Wow! Look at that. It was all worth it — the 15-hour flight in coach, the jet lag, the bus drive up into the forests of northern Thailand — to see this. Look at the texture, the different hues and shades of color, the way the brush strokes bring the art to life...” Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers In broken English, the Thai elephant keeper says, “Excuse me, sir...the paintings are over here. You’re looking at the elephant’s scat. Watch your step.” |
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