George Noory

Former managing director of Marriott Hotels is going to talk about tyrants and terrorism? Lol <CLICK!!>… :::dial tone:::

First part of show might be “interesting” tonight. The first half is TBA. And George doesn’t do well in unplanned situations. Could be fun! Lol

“If you love something, set it free.”

We love ya, George. Now scram, ‘git, hit the bricks, beat it..!!!!

Remote spewing with Paul Smith.

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That’s a lotta Z’s. That’s a lotta logs to saw, George. Better get started.

George says he remote viewed the Wuhan Virology Lab. Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahhahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(In Sean Connery voice): But of course you did, dear.

Lol George just said, “We haven’t had you on since 2005, Paul. My God! Where has the time gone?!”

Paul answers, “I don’t know, but my hair went with it.”



George then awkwardly and abruptly changed the subject. (Probably because he was worried the subject would get around to the jet black shoe polish he uses on his toupée).

Ingo Duck

At gay bars, George uses the alias Ingo Maidik.

And Tommy uses the alias Right Up My Poop Chute.

George is being targeted by midget, transvestite Pleiadians looking for gold(en showers).

Whoever is keeping score on their scorecard, George just said his first, “Oh JEEEZ!”

PAUL: Have you ever bi-located, George?

GEORGE: Well, yes, once. But I was drunk and he was a very passable Thai ladyboy so it doesn’t count.

George has convinced himself he was one of the Rat Pack.

Yes, George, it’s all very incredible.

During the first hour of every C2C show, all the paid…er I mean regular callers are sitting in front of their phones warming up their voices doing doe-re-mi-fa-so-la-to-doe scales, mouth stretches, and gargling with Rooibos tea for next hour’s calls. Thomas in La Jolla also eats a 5-pound Monte Cristo sandwich to prepare. When asked why, he answers, “Throat fat doesn’t grow on trees!”

Art shaves Gabe Kaplan’s pubes and knits 100 sweaters for Romanian orphans.

There’s the second “JEEEZ!” from George.

So far TWO. And we’re still in the first hour!

George has always subscribed to the “Go out on top” mantra.

I guess that’s why he’s been hosting C2C for 18 years.. He has yet to have a great show.

The first time he heard that mantra, George thought it was “Go out and top”. So he cruised gay bars looking for bottoms.

George runs out of questions for his guest, so he improvises…

GEORGE: “Paul, have you ever remote viewed a male steam room?”

(Silence)

“Do you like gladiator movies, Paul?”

(Do the WILD Thing..!!!)

George’s license plate: WHTS YER TAK?

GEORGE: Paul, what is “remote perception”?

PAUL: That’s when you have sex with the lights off.

(Do the WILD Thing…!!!)

Dave Ramses. Ramses Solutions. (Squirt! Squirt!)

George ————> points “sword” at (steam)room.

License plate on George’s Lincoln Navigator: WIDE STANCE

On weekends, George volunteers to teach a CPR certification class at the local VFW Hall using an inflatable doll.