George Noory

Lol that was the motto of George’s ex-wife

It’ll be hard to find someone with as much throat fat as Thomas in La Jolla.

Plus, George just got the hang of pronouncing “La Jolla”.

George just went down on an Andouille sausage.

George fakes orgasms when masturbating.

Think Art would have been covering throawaylien tonight?

George pleasures himself to the beat of “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees.

Uh, I think that’s for CPR.

GEORGE: “You’ve got your technique; I’ve got mine.”

George experiences mission creep as he gives Tommy a prostate exam.

*mission creep = “a gradual shift in objectives during the course of a military campaign, often resulting in an unplanned long-term commitment.”

He does it just so he'll have a reason to stop taking advantage of himself. Then he sends himself roses the next day too.

HERE IS WHAT'Z WEIRD....HE'S THE ONLY ONE I CAN STAND..BECAUSE HE IS NOT AN IDIOT...'AND'...I THINK THAT I'VE MET HIM ..AND HE DENIED IT...IN THE SAN DIEGO/LA JOLLA REGION....HE HAD THE EXACT SAME VOICE...BIG EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND....AND HE PAUSED WHEN I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS 'THE TOM'...SO, ALL IN ALL....''HE CAN STAY''..BUT EVERY OTHER SHIT FUCK CAN COCKSUCKIN BAIL THE FUCK OUT OF THERE..CAPMAN!

GEORGE: I got pulled over last night and blew a 5.

TOMMY: Wow, that’s way over the limit. What were you drinking?

GEORGE: Nothing.

George did the Ancestry DNA thing.

The results are in.

“My family DNA goes back to China! The Manchu dynasty even!”

No surprise there George.

Tommy giggled.

George has tickets to see the NY Yankoffs vs. the Boston Red Cocks.

After that he might catch a baseball game.

GEORGE: I rode a Peterbilt yesterday.

TOMMY: A trucker gave you a ride?

GEORGE: Trucker?

Peckerbilt

George will need new D cell batteries for his vibrating butt plug to stay awake tonight….

Tonight on Toast!

First Half: Dissident ineffectual Michael Creamhole reports on his continuing work in forbidden analology and human orgasms, including analfacts and discoveries that don't fit into conventional assedamia and scat communities. He'll also share his newest discoveries going around the world in bathhouses, and how they fall into ancient timelines.

Second Half: Author, editor and shamanic cock explorer Matthew FairyMary has been searching the globe for answers on the truth about cock. He will discuss his visionary experiences, as well as cock medicines and shamanic cock diets.

Another barn burner from Toast!

Somebody buy those tickets to Georges show at the Historic Everett Theater please? My God I'm sick of listening to those two idiots trying to pimp them out like they're something rare and special.
Going fast are they? I could tape my ticket request to the back of a garden snail in Boise, point it west and it would still get there in time for a seat at this rate.

I would buy them but I spent all my money on a Ford CRaptor F-1 fitty . to tow my 12 foot Bass boat.

Michael Cremo=Auditory Melatonin.

I just saw someone in town driving with a mask and nitrate gloves on like Nurses wear. They could of been wearing a white lab coat also. crazyness. whats really bad is they kept waving at me . you know like the Queen of England waves at the crowd. blue gloves , white coat, mask.

Lololololololololololo

Hahahahahahahahaha