George Noory

Art’s yellow, Stonehenge, piano key teeth.

May 1993 Artmet the II sacks Pahrumpanople.

Mike "QUISLING" Pence

“Human landings on the moon by 2024.” LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!’

Put a fuckin fork in this show

Kelly Ripa?

Art bell is shitting his grave

Hahahahahaha

Smelly Rippa’

Art goes to The Chicken Ranch for “an adjustment”. (Squirt! Squirt!)

Lmfao!

This guest doesn’t eat sugar anymore..

He’s moved on to crack.

George eats crack.. Usually Tommy’s.

Art has a book signing at Barnes & Noble where he autographs “The Art of Talk” with an epi-pen.

Art just entered QAnon.

Nothing says paranormal like Perry Como.

George must’ve been on the can.. That bumper went on forever.

Here’s George warming up before the show...

Its a good thing I didnt listen tonight. I would of of saute'd my own hand and ate it if I heard that segment.

TechnoViking is Knee deep in Prussian Poontang right now .

Art walks into the Bunny Ranch and as he enters a girl in the back yells "Coupon day is Thursday Art ! "

Art looks down at his hand , starts to tear up and does a 180 toward the door slump shouldered and dejected.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLLL

FIFY

We can't even build a good automatic transmission in this country anymore. We have to import German ones. ZF fur die Gewinnen !

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Zahnradfabrik “Schadenfreude” Friedrichshafen

Hahahahahahahahaahahahah

That techno twink

That Nordic fruit fly!