When Art was 18 years old as he was mowing the lawn Arts father approaches him and tells him " well Art your 18 years old and its time you BECAME A MAN!" Just as he says this a voluptuous women gets out of cab in front of Arts house. Its obvious she is a .....ahem.....PROFESSIONAL!

Art looks at her and exclaims !

OH WOW THANKS DAD!!!!!!!

Arts dad say " oh no she is here to see me"

He hands Art a envelope and tell him he made him a appointment at the air force recruiter at 2 pm that day.