George’s neighbor timidly knocks on George’s front door..

GEORGE: Hello? Oh hi, Stan. What’s up?

STAN: Well, ummm... the mailman delivered a package addressed to you to my home by mistake.

GEORGE: Oh, thanks for bringing it over.

STAN: The thing is... I opened it before I saw your address on the package.

(George fidgets a bit with nervousness)

GEORGE: Uhhh...oh. Ok.

(Stan hands George the package and scurries off in haste)

(George looks inside the opened box to find a deflated inflatable male doll named “Stefan”. It has a puckered mouth and a gigantic, bright red, puckered asshole like a baboon in heat).