Art and Whitley sneak out late at night and drive to The Chicken Ranch at the end of Homestead Road, while their wives are asleep back at Art’s doublewide. They intend to use Lord Carnarvon’s...er, I mean Bob Bigelow’s UFO research grant money for a purpose other than that for which it was intended. They walk gingerly to the front door, with Art in the lead. Art slowly — ever so gently — turns the door knob. As the door opens with an almost inaudible squeak, Art pokes his head in (no jokes!) and shines a flashlight around the indoor space.

From still outside and several feet behind, Whitley asks, “What do you see?”

After a brief pause, Art responds, “Things. Wonderful things.”