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George Noory
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Warp Factor 19.5, Mr. Suluwitz |
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I’m waiting for this conversation to transpire one of these nights on coast...
GEORGE: Don from Topeka, welcome. What’s your story for us?
CALLER: Hi George. Well, it was 1992.. I worked graveyard..
GEORGE: What, like digging the pits?
CALLER: What?
GEORGE: You said you worked graveyard..
CALLER: Yes.
GEORGE: So were you one of the guys who dug holes in the ground to put the coffins in?
(Silence)
CALLER: Can you hear me okay?
GEORGE: Yep, you’re coming in loud and clear. So what did you do at the graveyard? Maintenance? Did you ride the mower? Use the edger around the tombstones?
CALLER: George, I worked midnight to 8AM...
GEORGE (interrupting): Oh boy, I bet it gets creepy out there at night. Did you use a flashlight?
CALLER: I’m going to start over and explain it so a bonobo can understand... I used to work midnight to 8AM cleaning offices.
GEORGE: (long pause) When did you find time to work your other job at the graveyard?
(Silence)
(CLICK!)... :dial tone:
GEORGE: It looks like we lost Don. Tommy, call him back, would you? I can’t wait to hear about what happened to him at the graveyard.
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