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George Noory
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It’s 08:00. The location: San Quentin Prison. Death Row, to be exact. It’s the end of the road for convicted serial killer John Smith. As he sits in the “electric chair” getting strapped in, a commotion is heard in the hallway. Suddenly the door to the execution room flies open and a mustachioed, shoe polish-hair dyed, late night, paranormal radio talk show host dressed like a Miami Vice extra enters — out of breath — and belts out: “Liberty Mutual lets you customize your car insurance so you only pay for what you need!” before he’s tasered, carted out, and dumped in the parking lot.
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