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George Noory
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Word on the street is that George’s investment portfolio has hit the skids!
He’s reduced to shitting in the same van he lives in.
To ease his mind, he’s been focussing on the news.
Tonight’s big Coast AM expose: the Ketchup Crisis at McDonald’s.
(That’s where George shaves before work)
GN: “McDonald’s has dropped Heinz ketchup! “I’m getting to the bottom of this story, Tommy!”
TD: “I bet the truth won’t come out George.”
GN: “Oh it will! Even if I have to spank that bottle until the truth comes out!”
TD: “Try sticking your finger in the hole. That always works with me!”
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