Every time I see a photo of the Hillarwitch I get a dumb itch in my left eye. Any suggestions for mitigation of this distress ?

saline drops, you can make your own with boiled water and a little salt, technically it's 'holy' water.

the technique with 'holy' water is to cast out evil from the salt and water separately, then when you combine them to say a prayer over the combination.

Good idea - ironically, two nites back after viewing a vid of Lil MisS atan, I walked out to the garden and immed a teeny bug flew with force into my left eye. I stumbled back into the house and my dear wife grabbed a saline solution and something else and it did give relief.