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Physicists Prove Classical Music Inhabits Separate Realm, Inaccessible To Humans

 
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Physicists Prove Classical Music Inhabits Separate Realm, Inaccessible To Humans
Cool news from CERN !

GENEVA—Physicists affiliated with the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) released a report Wednesday revealing that classical music exists in a field of reality entirely removed from the four-dimensional spacetime inhabited by human beings.

Scientists were performing a routine search for fifth-dimensional activity using the Large Hadron Collider, the immense particle accelerator famous for proving the existence of the Higgs Boson, when they came across the entire corpus of Western classical music from 9th-century plainchant to Nico Muhly.


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Yay satire!

This is what plays in my 5th dimension:


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This is total and utter nonsense. CERN has not released such a report (just try to find it yourself) and look at the other stories on that website... for instance, "Baroque violinist gets off without vibrator".
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From the same site
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This is total and utter nonsense. CERN has not released such a report (just try to find it yourself) and look at the other stories on that website... for instance, "Baroque violinist gets off without vibrator]".
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ha ! just read that one and 'got it' !

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