You know what I found yesterday. I was in the shoe department and one of the girls pink rain boots had been pulled out of the other one and was hanging by the plastic cord the two boots were attached to each other with. I went over there and stuck the hanging boot back into the other boot and something sloshed. I thought, no, can't be.

But, it was. Somebody had filled that second boot with liquid. I took it to the breakroom and poured it down the sink. It wasn't coke and it wasn't water. It was yellow, man. Yellow.

I took those boots to claims and put a note on it that somebody had peed in the boot. I hope that they don't put it back out or send it to Africa with the rest of the claims shoes.