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NAKED TWISTER SIGN UP'S AT MIDNIGHT

 
Zoowatcher2  (OP)

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08/13/2016 08:11 PM
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I'm up for a game of naked twist her!!!

Can I call out atleast one game?

Left boob yellow!

Right butt cheek blue!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71572803


Left testicle green
Right testicle orange


chuckle
 Quoting: Abi ~


"Get your penis off the spinner!"
"What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?”

The monkeys are running the zoo.

Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.
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08/13/2016 08:13 PM
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Look Abi, somebody has wandered in from the SHoots and Ladders game. Get the towels lol
"What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?”

The monkeys are running the zoo.

Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.
Abi ~

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08/13/2016 08:15 PM

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They say if you can remember it, you didn't do it right. :)

I do draw the line at going to bathroom and writing our name in the snow. At the same. Dotting that i could be downright dangerous.

whew
 Quoting: Zoowatcher2


Ya..any woman who can write her name in the snow legibly deserves a medal...

and if she can do it without looking ridiculous/peeing on self...LOL

I just got a visual..not cool. ha~

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Hey!! Maybe that is how twerking got started!

She was trying to spell LLewellyn.. lol think about it.
 Quoting: Zoowatcher2


:owlwtf: rofl5 shaniqua
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Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

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08/13/2016 08:17 PM

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I'm up for a game of naked twist her!!!

Can I call out atleast one game?

Left boob yellow!

Right butt cheek blue!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71572803


Left testicle green
Right testicle orange


chuckle
 Quoting: Abi ~


"Get your penis off the spinner!"
 Quoting: Zoowatcher2


As a germophobe, I will be in charge of the bleach and sanitizing wipes.. I can so see a dude doing that..LOL
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2016 08:23 PM
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Quote:
Left testicle green
Right testicle orange


OUCH!

Ya gotta keep 'em seperated...
Zoowatcher2  (OP)

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08/13/2016 08:32 PM
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rut roh.
 Quoting: eagleheart


Oh come on Eagleheart. I promise there will be no elephants this time after that last unfortunate spin with your left leg on green. But at least you won't need a colon cleanse for a while :)
 Quoting: Zoowatcher2


LOL! I was going to post a youtube link to the elephant scene in Freddy Got Fingered, but I couldn't find it.
 Quoting: New Age Scam Artist


I think Freddy was here last week!
"What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?”

The monkeys are running the zoo.

Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.
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08/13/2016 08:34 PM
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Quote:
Left testicle green
Right testicle orange


OUCH!

Ya gotta keep 'em seperated...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71572803


lmao Would you like to be in charge of that? Make you official ball keeper :)
"What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?”

The monkeys are running the zoo.

Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.
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08/13/2016 08:42 PM
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Gosh, so you guys have taken over the entertainment portion here at the asylum? That's wonderful. We definitely need some fun and games.
Christard and Lover of God
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Gosh, so you guys have taken over the entertainment portion here at the asylum? That's wonderful. We definitely need some fun and games.
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BunBun!! We need you on the food and drinks committee!
"What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?”

The monkeys are running the zoo.

Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.
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08/13/2016 08:57 PM
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How do you do that online? Take weird ass pictures of like the back of your knee?
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08/13/2016 09:01 PM
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How do you do that online? Take weird ass pictures of like the back of your knee?
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Did you ever see Peter Pan? :)

This is all make believe and plays out hilariously as you read and imagine it. :)

But I like the way you think! ;))))
"What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?”

The monkeys are running the zoo.

Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.
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08/13/2016 09:05 PM
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doomjuice
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doomjuice
 Quoting: ar-15 nut


Yay!! AR - can do you make balloon animal obstacles for our Twister mat? :)
"What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?”

The monkeys are running the zoo.

Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.
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08/13/2016 09:29 PM
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Eewwww.
Just the thought of that and the people here makes me queasy.

Can you imagine Chip and all the rest here . . . .
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08/13/2016 09:30 PM
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Ahh, is this with or without the midgets?
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08/13/2016 09:38 PM
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Ahh, is this with or without the midgets?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70865320


Oh no! How could we forget them. Twister smells a lot different to midgets. :)
"What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?”

The monkeys are running the zoo.

Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.
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08/13/2016 09:47 PM
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lmao Would you like to be in charge of that? Make you official ball keeper :)

I'll have to get used to a new title:

I am Tard!
Son of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, and official keeper of the ball!
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08/13/2016 10:03 PM
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Brief is 2/1 favourite
The Comedian ;( 5/1
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lmao Would you like to be in charge of that? Make you official ball keeper :)

I'll have to get used to a new title:

I am Tard!
Son of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, and official keeper of the ball!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40705038


I bet getting all that on an envelope is a bitch lol
"What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?”

The monkeys are running the zoo.

Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.
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08/13/2016 10:10 PM
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I bet getting all that on an envelope is a bitch lol

If Lwaxana can do it...so can I :)
ar-15 nut

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08/13/2016 10:11 PM
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It's getting lonely over hear. badass chuckle
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08/13/2016 10:20 PM
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can I get in on this slippery fun ? I have all my parts intact, that should be a start?


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08/13/2016 10:22 PM
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08/13/2016 10:28 PM
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It's getting lonely over hear. badass chuckle
 Quoting: ar-15 nut


Careful where you point that weapon ;)
"What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?”

The monkeys are running the zoo.

Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.
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08/13/2016 11:09 PM
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If you let me in I'll do a complete body shave.



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08/13/2016 11:15 PM
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How do you do that online? Take weird ass pictures of like the back of your knee?
 Quoting: Worlddragon 15325378


Did you ever see Peter Pan? :)

This is all make believe and plays out hilariously as you read and imagine it. :)

But I like the way you think! ;))))
 Quoting: Zoowatcher2


Oh ok I get it, I'm up in this tower in never never land. Count me out :( I may be able to wrangle some weird photos from mundania to add to the "wat" factor though :P

Have a blast!
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It's getting lonely over hear. badass chuckle
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Put the gun down, AR.
And pick up that Guitar Hero axe!

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08/13/2016 11:52 PM
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I played naked twister once and when in an awkward position the dog licked my ass. That was it, never again.





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