RED ALERT! INBOUND ROGUE ASTEROID ETA IMPACT NEXT 12 HOURS

All caps so it must be true.

Are tears streaming down your face?

praying it hits a blue state

headed for Milwaukee ain't it?

So, hopefully this is a joke, but if not, do we have an approximate impact location? And how big it is?

Hmm.

Any idea where it will hit?




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there is seriious confusion at gingin right now given this things sudden appearance. its apparently exhibiting odd visuals suggestive of a brown dwarf sized neutron star but with the movement and trail of an asteroid. will keep you posted if possible, im buggin out verhy soon

it size is close to ELE

Sorry brah- gingins closed at the moment.

I advise everyone to look at the "Related Threads" below.

How did those work out?

Doom off.

So basically, Nibiru?

Never go fulltard

updated telemetry showing impact in 3 hours now omg i dont even have time now to bug out

updated telemetry showing impact in 3 hours now omg i dont even have time now to bug out

Impact site known?
Still not falling for this, but in case I'm wrong...

HELLO! AREA OF IMPACT, PLEASE!


(sorry for yelling)




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update: the object has now dissapeared. W T F. did it cloak itself or did TPTB get to the observatory and shut down the comms??

latest impact data was for ENTIRE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE.

ENTIRE NORTH HEMISPHERE OF EARTH!!!!!

actually its a giant space turd here to drop off more Democrats

Since brown dwarf stars are the radius of Jupiter
and about 50 times as massive, your uncle Scotty
better have the warp drive working, or your time
would be better spent with a lawn chair and a good
bottle of single malt scotch.

Yes but have you been in touch with her father? That's where you get the real info...

Eat tarte you tard

Or looky there, it dissappeared.

Call your cousin and find out.

He was probably talking about his rouge hemmerhoid from anal sex. but I can see how you got ASS teroid from what he said.