These GLP Memes are Seeping Into My Daily Life.. (doom break)

So me and my husband are sitting on our porch enjoying the night and the sounds of the critters. Im a little stoned ill admit and I hear my husband say, "No way...". "What happened?" I said. So he gets a brick and jumps off the porch, telling me he found a snake. Now mind you, hes a straight up country man so killing snakes is a fun thing for him.

But anyways, i look over to see the baby of a HUGE rat snake he had previously killed, slithering down the side of our shed. He creeps up on the snake, and knocks it on the head with the break. He continues to bash it afted it fell to the ground. He proceeds to pick said snake up by the tail and drops it on the porch. Poor snake.. my husband then gets a hatchet and presses down on its neck, torturing it a little more.

Then for my favorite part, since the little bastard doesn't wanna die, he picks up some cleaning chemical, and a lighter, and begins blow torching the hell outta the snake. He stops, the snake shriveling in toasty agony, and im thinking ok, the snakes done for. But of course this crazy man has to keep torching the crap outta the dang thing. And thats when that damn "kill it with fireeee" meme popped in my head. I pictured a silly voice in my head saying it, something along the lines of Jim Carrey, crossed with a sesame street character saying it. Haha.

Anyways.... i thought it was funny. Thats got to be one of my to0 favorite memes.

Good morning everyone.