They Have Found What Causes Women to Stop Having Sex With Their Husbands

Something my dad told me which turns out to be true cause i tried it.

Get yourself a nice big jar..that will hold a gallon of water.

In the first 12 months of marriage put a black jelly bean in the jar.

At the end of the 12 months it will be full to overflowing.

Now....after the first 12 months take a jelly bean out of the jar every time you have sex.

Trust me...that jar will never be emptied even if you stay married all your life.

I was married for 8 years.

First 12 months jar was filled to capacity.

Eight years later it was still 2 thirds full.

Does it have to be black jelly beans, how about M&M's?

At least they melt in your mouth not in your hand. :)

Make me a samwidge!



Pretty please.

:IdolGuys beware. She will put on her show

But that parasite affects her a lot more than you.

She may look and you may like her

But really she is hiding that she is

And once she has you, the may stop.

Then what?

Guys beware. She will put on her show

But that parasite affects her a lot more than you.

She may look and you may like her

But really she is hiding that she is

And once she has you, the may stop.

Then what?

Some light bondage to show her that I still care.

and a bit more to watch her ass get me that piece of cake.

This isnt going to be a piece of cake tho, is it?

The two main reasons why men don't have sex with their wives.

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caked Vagina !




(This is supposed to be humor:)

Does it have to be black jelly beans, how about M&M's?

At least they melt in your mouth not in your hand. :)

Something my dad told me which turns out to be true cause i tried it.

Get yourself a nice big jar..that will hold a gallon of water.

In the first 12 months of marriage put a black jelly bean in the jar.

At the end of the 12 months it will be full to overflowing.

Now....after the first 12 months take a jelly bean out of the jar every time you have sex.

Trust me...that jar will never be emptied even if you stay married all your life.

I was married for 8 years.

First 12 months jar was filled to capacity.

Eight years later it was still 2 thirds full.

fun fact in US history: Blackbeard named his ship "Queen Anne's Revenge" , a reference to Ann Bonny.
Who died of old age, bearing many children ...

I was sad first time I read it, I had expected her to die on the gallows

New studies show that women are much more likely to cheat on their spouses than men.

Toxoplasma gondii

I think of Bingo when I see your username

If you are smart enough, you will be able to tell the ones that really do get energetic pleasure from making you happy. The more spiritually healthy she is, the more her spirit will feel some of the emotions you do, and it is in her emotional benefit to keep that positive energy around.

That will make things easier.

If you are smart enough, you will be able to tell the ones that really do get energetic pleasure from making you happy. The more spiritually healthy she is, the more her spirit will feel some of the emotions you do, and it is in her emotional benefit to keep that positive energy around.

That will make things easier.

Complicated but in a less complicated way. I like it. I think. Thanks for making me feel like a dork. I actually needed that. Much love to you my feminine wind.

and what if I do?
what is your defense
do you need pity?

I don't understand what you mean.

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