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anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick

 
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anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
His father is such a wino that they bought a 16 ft uhaul truck and converted it to a winery refrigerated wine truck because he cannot leave home without it
Joe told me he was a nuclear engineer, but when I broke into his house, I found him winging the dingdong and I quickly beat a hasty retread !
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
Then his wife Matchelle kicks you out of your home because she has to warm up her ass for anal sex with her husbunt .
If it takes you too long to leave, she starts jumping up and down like a sick chicken or a chad-O-matic .
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
I have nothing against wino's or engineers shitting brisket
but

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g0mer-surprise
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08/28/2016 04:59 AM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
Yeh it sucks
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08/29/2016 03:17 AM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
His son Brundon has HFDC and cannot hold on to bibbley fart for 5 minutes

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08/29/2016 03:18 AM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
Then his wife Matchelle kicks you out of your home because she has to warm up her ass for anal sex with her husbunt .
If it takes you too long to leave, she starts jumping up and down like a sick chicken or a chad-O-matic .
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I HAD A COUPLE OF MOTHERS WHO DID THAT EVER TIME THEY WERE HOME WITH US KIDS
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08/29/2016 04:35 AM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
If I were you,
OP,

I wouldn't flap my flootee at Balistick

Unless

You want an asspolishing

you will never forget !
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08/29/2016 04:40 AM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
Is this the strong arm fatz in this thread?
Thread: Someone from KFC tried to recruit me this morning.
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08/29/2016 04:46 AM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
No but Jimmy Ballsack was seen in my neighborhood last night.
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
Joe told me he was a nuclear engineer, but when I broke into his house, I found him winging the dingdong and I quickly beat a hasty retread !
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wtfdidwtfdidFADD-whatever
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08/29/2016 12:17 PM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
Looks like malta will win the dub cup come along, again !
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08/29/2016 01:02 PM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
Then his wife, before she went screaming into the abyss ....
bought brundun a 10,000 chimpo car so he have to take the bus or walk.

Now, everyone , please clap !
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08/29/2016 01:16 PM
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Sounds like a retarded alien abduction ruse !
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08/29/2016 04:10 PM
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I wish I never ever saw this thread.
I just pissed in the pagoda..................
dcomp
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08/29/2016 04:31 PM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
OP, I hope your fucking happy!!!
This thread killed Willy wonka

FU , OP !


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08/29/2016 06:29 PM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
OP, I hope your fucking happy!!!
This thread killed Willy wonka

FU , OP !


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burnit
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08/29/2016 11:38 PM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
I saw this thread mentioned on the Loves truck stop bathroom wall near Douglas az exit ......................
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08/29/2016 11:48 PM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
1984
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08/30/2016 09:06 PM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
This thread is what happens when you stiffle the flat earth.
It just pours out in buckets
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08/31/2016 03:06 AM
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any one sure of this mess ?
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08/31/2016 03:22 AM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
If Joe tries to visit me with his balls and stick at nitetime he's gonna get his ass kicked. Homey don't play that game.
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08/31/2016 05:07 AM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
If Joe tries to visit me with his balls and stick at nitetime he's gonna get his ass kicked. Homey don't play that game.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8995852


Polish his stinkin ass....
That'll teach him, homkey
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08/31/2016 10:43 PM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
This kinda reminds me of the time I come in my pants
trying to find my fair on the bus,
It was my first orgasm,
now you can clap!!!
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08/31/2016 11:01 PM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
bump
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72898374


Shit ,,,,,
I was tripping when I found this thread,,,,
My mind is fucked and tucked and boxed for shipment,'
due to this thread
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09/02/2016 01:29 AM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72898374


Shit ,,,,,
I was tripping when I found this thread,,,,
My mind is fucked and tucked and boxed for shipment,'
due to this thread
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72898374

Send it third class.
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72898374


Shit ,,,,,
I was tripping when I found this thread,,,,
My mind is fucked and tucked and boxed for shipment,'
due to this thread
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72898374

Send it third class.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72906281


Dabbi Mc klingon has my ass on this one !
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09/02/2016 03:05 AM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
let joey hang out in the pouch for awhile
What Will Be YOUR Infinite Echoes?
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
His father is such a wino that they bought a 16 ft uhaul truck and converted it to a winery refrigerated wine truck because he cannot leave home without it
Joe told me he was a nuclear engineer, but when I broke into his house, I found him winging the dingdong and I quickly beat a hasty retread !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72872525


Classic GLP !
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09/05/2016 12:26 AM
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Re: anyone get a nighttime visit from Joe Balistick
I wanna wing the ding dong and beat a hasty retread !





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