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Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The cash is a joke. I'd rather have positive vibes anyway. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Git out and work Millennial. And happy birthday, no entitlements for you. Aw damn. I'll tell you a secret. I'm older than 24 and not a millennial. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm 42. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you!! And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Awesome. That's my kind of cash. Thank you. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So yeah, it's my birthday. Quoting: Debauchery Be nice. If you have nothing nice to say that's alright too. Happy birthday! Hope it's the best one 'til the next one! ;) Thank you. Looking forward to about 60 more birthdays. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aint nobody got time for that. Thank you. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I probably should have kept my mouth shut. A lot of people would have believed I was 24. Lol. I would have been getting bashed for being a greedy millennial for months and months. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was kidding. Gift cards are ok too. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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last one
I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States 08/31/2016 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy birthday, Debauch. Enjoy your youth. I did. (: If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
bigD111
User ID: 65945302 United States 08/31/2016 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I probably should have kept my mouth shut. A lot of people would have believed I was 24. Lol. I would have been getting bashed for being a greedy millennial for months and months. The cat's out of the bag and the bag's in the river! Enjoy your birthday! deplorably republican |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks! And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The red karma is coming in already. It was a millennial joke people! I'm not 24 and I don't want cash. Geez. Be nice. I'm harmless. Gosh. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
last one
I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States 08/31/2016 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The red karma is coming in already. It was a millennial joke people! I'm not 24 and I don't want cash. Geez. Be nice. I'm harmless. Gosh. They're like sharks. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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~kpm~
User ID: 59113324 United States 08/31/2016 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The red karma is coming in already. It was a millennial joke people! I'm not 24 and I don't want cash. Geez. Be nice. I'm harmless. Gosh. ~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~ |
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