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My wife's son had another rapture dream last night while I was busy calculating Revelation numbers.

 
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My wife's son had another rapture dream last night while I was busy calculating Revelation numbers.
He came in the bedroom and told me he had another dream. He called it majestic.

He said there was a keyhole in the house and that they had to find the key and they found it. He said it was the Holy Spirit. His mom and him opened the door and entered in, I was out preaching.

He said his mom and he were raptured but I came 20 minutes later. I asked if it was 30 minutes and he agreed. I told him the bible mentions there being 30 minutes in heaven. (Jesus showed me this was a no-no to change what he said).

Last night I was calculating how much time passes here on earth in 30 minutes in heaven.

He said he saw the Lord and everything was pure white - no color. It wasn't until they (him and others) entered heaven and began to touch things that color was added to things.

He said he saw me and mistook me for the Lord because we looked so alike. I went straight to the throne room (so I came after them but went before them to the throne room).

He saw Jesus standing before a book.

He asked me if the bible will be in heaven, I thought so but then I talked with the Lord and I am confident the bible will not be in heaven for the former things will have passed away and God will forget it and we won't want to remember it; when all it does is point to the Lord Jesus as God and his goodness and we are with him in it, then there is no need for the bible.

The book was the book of life. Sitting around him were about 24 people, he'd agree. He and his mom saw me sitting around the Lord before them and is why they came to sit by me.

At some point he looked down and saw hell about 100 miles away. He said there in heaven he could feel the heat of it and heard screams coming from it. He said it was a terrible, horrific place and he heard an evil laugh coming from there. I told him that is Satan and he said yes, and I said that's so disgusting and he said yes. He said he understands now why Jesus wants to destroy it.

More details I'll include in the op later when I question him again about it tonight.

(I am not worried about coming 30 minutes later, Jesus' will be done. I have asked that if he wants me to stay (if there be time any longer) that I don't want to but I will for him. So whatever is to come I am ready and I know that and he knows it. I still think October 8 is the last day.)

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Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning.
Thank you Jesus! Amen!
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Sounds like you're brainwashing the fuck out of the poor kid with a bunch of end-of-the-world BS. Let him live a normal happy childhood without all that shit in the back of his mind.
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adding the comma in your user name makes you jesus, like a signature to a letter
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"my wife's son.."




Shame.
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So you've infected your stepson with your batshit stupidity?
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The Rapture is false doctrine.

I believed in it the first few years I was a Christian. It takes very little Bible study to realize its just wishful thinking.
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He came in the bedroom and told me he had another dream. He called it majestic.

He said there was a keyhole in the house and that they had to find the key and they found it. He said it was the Holy Spirit.

He said his mom and he were raptured but I came 30 minutes later.

Last night I was calculating how much time passes here on earth in 30 minutes in heaven.

He said he saw the Lord and everything was pure white - no color. It wasn't until they (him and others) entered heaven and began to touch things that color was added to things.

He said he saw me and mistook me for the Lord because we looked so alike.

He saw Jesus standing before a book. He asked me if the bible will be in heaven, I thought so but then I talked with the Lord and I am confident the bible will not be in heaven for the former things will have passed away and God will forget it and we won't want to remember it; when all it does is point to the Lord Jesus as God and his goodness and we are with him in it, then there is no need for the bible.

The book was the book of life. Sitting around him were about 24 people, he'd agree. They saw me sitting around the Lord before them and is why they came to sit by me.

At some point he looked down and saw hell about 100 miles away. He said there in heaven he could feel the heat of it and heard screams coming from it. He said it was a terrible, horrific place and he heard an evil laugh coming from there. I told him that is Satan and he said yes, and I said that's so disgusting and he said yes. He said he understands now why Jesus wants to destroy it.

More details I'll include in the op later when I question him again about it tonight.

(I am not worried about coming 30 minutes later, Jesus' will be done. I have asked that if he wants me to stay (if there be time any longer) that I don't want to but I will for him. So whatever is to come I am ready and I know that and he knows it. I still think October 8 is the last day.)
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Get out of the boys head you insane fucking animal. Your wife should be ashamed for allowing someone so dangerously deranged into her son's life.
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So crazy runs in the family?
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A numbertard and rapturetard all in one. Is this your day time job?.....

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He came in the bedroom and told me he had another dream. He called it majestic.

He said there was a keyhole in the house and that they had to find the key and they found it. He said it was the Holy Spirit.

He said his mom and he were raptured but I came 30 minutes later.

Last night I was calculating how much time passes here on earth in 30 minutes in heaven.

He said he saw the Lord and everything was pure white - no color. It wasn't until they (him and others) entered heaven and began to touch things that color was added to things.

He said he saw me and mistook me for the Lord because we looked so alike.

He saw Jesus standing before a book. He asked me if the bible will be in heaven, I thought so but then I talked with the Lord and I am confident the bible will not be in heaven for the former things will have passed away and God will forget it and we won't want to remember it; when all it does is point to the Lord Jesus as God and his goodness and we are with him in it, then there is no need for the bible.

The book was the book of life. Sitting around him were about 24 people, he'd agree. They saw me sitting around the Lord before them and is why they came to sit by me.

At some point he looked down and saw hell about 100 miles away. He said there in heaven he could feel the heat of it and heard screams coming from it. He said it was a terrible, horrific place and he heard an evil laugh coming from there. I told him that is Satan and he said yes, and I said that's so disgusting and he said yes. He said he understands now why Jesus wants to destroy it.

More details I'll include in the op later when I question him again about it tonight.

(I am not worried about coming 30 minutes later, Jesus' will be done. I have asked that if he wants me to stay (if there be time any longer) that I don't want to but I will for him. So whatever is to come I am ready and I know that and he knows it. I still think October 8 is the last day.)
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Thanks for sharing, OP. I'd love to hear more about your calculations.

hf
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Which Universities offer Bible Math as a major, and what's the job market looking like these days?
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He came in the bedroom and told me he had another dream. He called it majestic.

He said there was a keyhole in the house and that they had to find the key and they found it. He said it was the Holy Spirit.

He said his mom and he were raptured but I came 30 minutes later.

Last night I was calculating how much time passes here on earth in 30 minutes in heaven.

He said he saw the Lord and everything was pure white - no color. It wasn't until they (him and others) entered heaven and began to touch things that color was added to things.

He said he saw me and mistook me for the Lord because we looked so alike.

He saw Jesus standing before a book. He asked me if the bible will be in heaven, I thought so but then I talked with the Lord and I am confident the bible will not be in heaven for the former things will have passed away and God will forget it and we won't want to remember it; when all it does is point to the Lord Jesus as God and his goodness and we are with him in it, then there is no need for the bible.

The book was the book of life. Sitting around him were about 24 people, he'd agree. They saw me sitting around the Lord before them and is why they came to sit by me.

At some point he looked down and saw hell about 100 miles away. He said there in heaven he could feel the heat of it and heard screams coming from it. He said it was a terrible, horrific place and he heard an evil laugh coming from there. I told him that is Satan and he said yes, and I said that's so disgusting and he said yes. He said he understands now why Jesus wants to destroy it.

More details I'll include in the op later when I question him again about it tonight.

(I am not worried about coming 30 minutes later, Jesus' will be done. I have asked that if he wants me to stay (if there be time any longer) that I don't want to but I will for him. So whatever is to come I am ready and I know that and he knows it. I still think October 8 is the last day.)
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Thanks for sharing, OP. I'd love to hear more about your calculations.

hf
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You must be...

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At some point he looked down and saw hell about 100 miles away. He said there in heaven he could feel the heat of it and heard screams coming from it. He said it was a terrible, horrific place and he heard an evil laugh coming from there. I told him that is Satan and he said yes, and I said that's so disgusting and he said yes. He said he understands now why Jesus wants to destroy it.
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Been readin' some Jonathan Edwards, have ya? Or perusing all those classy "visions" from South America?

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Lets see what the 1611 King James Bible says about
heaven:

Revelation 21King James Version (KJV)

21 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.

2 And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.

3 And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God.

4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

5 And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful.

6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.

7 He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.

8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

9 And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb's wife.

10 And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,

11 Having the glory of God: and her light was like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal;

12 And had a wall great and high, and had twelve gates, and at the gates twelve angels, and names written thereon, which are the names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel:

13 On the east three gates; on the north three gates; on the south three gates; and on the west three gates.

14 And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.

15 And he that talked with me had a golden reed to measure the city, and the gates thereof, and the wall thereof.

16 And the city lieth foursquare, and the length is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed, twelve thousand furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal.

17 And he measured the wall thereof, an hundred and forty and four cubits, according to the measure of a man, that is, of the angel.

18 And the building of the wall of it was of jasper: and the city was pure gold, like unto clear glass.

19 And the foundations of the wall of the city were garnished with all manner of precious stones. The first foundation was jasper; the second, sapphire; the third, a chalcedony; the fourth, an emerald;

20 The fifth, sardonyx; the sixth, sardius; the seventh, chrysolyte; the eighth, beryl; the ninth, a topaz; the tenth, a chrysoprasus; the eleventh, a jacinth; the twelfth, an amethyst.

21 And the twelve gates were twelve pearls: every several gate was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass.

22 And I saw no temple therein: for the Lord God Almighty and the Lamb are the temple of it.

23 And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb is the light thereof.

24 And the nations of them which are saved shall walk in the light of it: and the kings of the earth do bring their glory and honour into it.

25 And the gates of it shall not be shut at all by day: for there shall be no night there.

26 And they shall bring the glory and honour of the nations into it.

27 And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.
Jesus Christ is the only way to Salvation.
1 Corinthians 1611 AV KJ Bible
Chapter 15
1 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
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I don't see any evidence in the Bible for this rapture many evangelicals talk about.
When it talks about one being taken, one being left..etc.. looking at these verses within the context of the Bible as a whole, I believe the ones taken will be going to hell. God is going to wipe the earth clean and bring down the new Jerusalem. He's bringing it to us, not the other way around.

Plus nowhere does God say we'll escape the end times while everyone else suffers(he only says the tribulation will be cut short for the sake of the elect). What would be the point? We're here until the end to do God's work, to tell as many people about Him until we die.
We aren't here to be comfortable and sit pretty.
Our job is hard. Jesus told us we must suffer for His sake and for the sake of the gospel.
Doesn't fit into American Christian views/ prosperity movement, but if you want to be Biblical...

Meanwhile many Christians obsessed with the end times are spending so much time focused on trying to guess dates that they neglect their real jobs in the kingdom.
Give this stuff up and just get busy working for God. You're wasting time! No one knows the day or hour!
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2 Peter 1:20 King James Version (KJV)

20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

Matthew 7:21-23 King James Version (KJV)

21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Matthew 24:36 King James Version (KJV)

36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Acts 2:38 King James Version (KJV)

38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
Acts 2:38 King James Version (KJV)

38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
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2 Peter 1:20 King James Version (KJV)

20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

Matthew 7:21-23 King James Version (KJV)

21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Matthew 24:36 King James Version (KJV)

36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Acts 2:38 King James Version (KJV)

38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
Acts 2:38 King James Version (KJV)

38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
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We do not know the day or the hour.

This year the fesival of Rosh Hashanah (Trupets) begins Oct. 2 - 4. This is the judgements.

The next is the Yom Kippur with is the Tabernacles. *Oct. 11 - 12. symbolic of exodus from the enslavement of government rule of Egypt. They resided in palm huts rather than permanent shelters after they experienced great judgements of Egypt which caused a lot of tormoil there but they left it behind.

Oct. 16-23 is Sukkot. Celebration of shelter or homes and bodies.

If you look at what festivals in prophecy have not been fulfilled it is the fall ones and they are to come. They will fall in accord of GOD's plans but we do not Know the day or the hour. Babylon has changed so much of these dates back over 2000 years. The spring festivals have been fulfilled.

These are spiritual events taking place in our time in the tangible.

BUT, to say we know what day or time is not for us. Even Yeshua does not know that day or time. It is the FATHER YHWY.

So to claim a thing like this is to say, that God told a boy this and not the son.

A false set up has to occur to bring back the old form of rituals. All religions are coming together to do this and mid way people will realize the truth but the ANTICHRIST will already have position. War will brake out and it will be the real end.

The only one religion is the one of Yeshua of Nazareth, the Salvation not of works and sacrifices that has been rejected. To set a ritual back in place is to control again by fear and death. It is growing.

Only a few will not be decieved and will follow this false movement. It is in prophesy and unfortuneatly, rejecting grace for our owe intellect and ability to work will cause us to get just that. A world of laws and work that lead to death and slavery all over again.

The movement back to this has already started and those who are doing this know the festivals already and it's not all about the jewish system anymore. No! It has all religions who have rituals and that includes some false christian ones. Too many christians are babes and don't see this error yet.

The picture of the festivals is destruction and pain and loss. Next is shelter in place for protection than celebration of what we have left in gratitude.

Anyone can manipulate this. BUT, the false new temple has not instututed the false sacrifices again. When that happens, people should start waking up more! It will be back to the broad of vipors, leadership with dead man's bones, white washed tomb hearts just as Christ said.

No heart just plain old stone cold hearts with death filling their every plan of power.

When Christ comes back, the ones who have died flesh deaths will be lifted up with those who are still living. This will be the end.

So....we have not seen the sacrifices instituted back yet, nor have we seen the one ANITCHRIST who will claim to be god to worship.

Could it happen in one month? The scriptures say that there has to be a one world rule first! We are not there yet. But, anyone can use these scriptures to make a move in that direction.

GOD has not taken any group of people off earth as a whole to miss tribulation. Instead HE saves a remnant through it. Some may die but that is not the whole.

The dreams we have today are symbolic as to what we have to deal with individually. Scriptures say, not and eye has seen or ear has heard what God has prepared for us in Heaven. So...how many have died so far?

We are told never to add into the book of Revelation. There is a good reason for this! the deciever is still at work and his days are coming closer but until than he will use anyone he can to lead astray.

We are to live by faith not fear and stop calculating dates. NO one knows the date or the hour and we must not think we are so mighty that we got the answer when even the very Son doesn't know.
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please stop putting your absolute indubitable ideas in his impresssionable mind. it's not fair.
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The Rapture is false doctrine.

I believed in it the first few years I was a Christian. It takes very little Bible study to realize its just wishful thinking.
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God is no respecter of persons,

If he did it for Enoch, Noah, Lot, Elijah, he'll do it at the end, too.

Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep (die), but we shall all be changed,
1 Corinthians 15:51
SALVATION IS ONLY 1 PRAYER AWAY!!
Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning.
Thank you Jesus! Amen!
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If therefore thou SHALT watch, I will NOT come on thee as a thief, and thou SHALT know what hour I will come upon thee.
Revelation 3:3

Or the reverse:

If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.
Revelation 3:3
SALVATION IS ONLY 1 PRAYER AWAY!!
Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning.
Thank you Jesus! Amen!
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My calculations were nothing. I divided 1000 by 2 and the answers by 2, until I got close to 7 years. I divided 24 hours by 2, and the answers by 2, until I got close to 30 minutes. It doesn't make any sense I was merely looking into the time difference, there is a website that shows the calculations. Really the calculations were just my interest, I am no math whizz. But it was odd that his rapture vision showed I was 30 minutes later to show up. His first vision was much less detailed. My wife has also had rapture visions and she didn't know where I was.

I led them in prayer to receive the Holy Spirit, I pray to Jesus for us and he answers, I command healing in them and they are delivered, I command healing in others and forgive their sins and baptize them with the Holy Spirit in the authority of the Lord, and all of these good things continue in our lives daily. I am not worried about how the Lord will use me, or even let Satan have his way with me if he hasn't already. But now that I have authority with understanding even if my Father let Satan come against me I can speak declarations in which Satan and all unclean spirits must adhere to, therefore it'd be like God pinning Satan against himself (not that I am God, only his son), Satan cannot win.

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Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning.
Thank you Jesus! Amen!
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Even Jesus is tied of your bullshit, OP.


Now Fuck off and go away.
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Even Jesus is *tired of your bullshit, OP.


Now Fuck off and go away.
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Praise the Lord!
Ignore all the LOST SOULS OF GLP.

Pray for them, but don't let them
take your joy away.

In eternity we wont even remember
they ever existed.

They have access to the Blood of Christ
as do we all, but they spit on It.

They are on the broad path to destruction;
the tares that will be thrown into the oven.


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Re: My wife's son had another rapture dream last night while I was busy calculating Revelation numbers.
Thanks for sharing, OP. I'd love to hear more about your calculations.

hf
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You must be...

crazyjak
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Last night OP was "calculating how much time passes here on earth in 30 minutes in heaven." and you don't want to see the calculations or see the OP share their work?

Really who's the crazy one, if you are in this thread and aren't the slightest bit curious
Thank You, Jesus Christ!  (OP)

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Re: My wife's son had another rapture dream last night while I was busy calculating Revelation numbers.
Amen.
SALVATION IS ONLY 1 PRAYER AWAY!!
Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning.
Thank you Jesus! Amen!
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Re: My wife's son had another rapture dream last night while I was busy calculating Revelation numbers.
Thanks for sharing, OP. I'd love to hear more about your calculations.

hf
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You must be...

crazyjak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61336041


Last night OP was "calculating how much time passes here on earth in 30 minutes in heaven." and you don't want to see the calculations or see the OP share their work?

Really who's the crazy one, if you are in this thread and aren't the slightest bit curious
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OP is one of the most clueless posters on this forum regarding the Scriptures so no, I am not even the slightest bit interested in his heresies at all.

I'm simply here to expose those who contradict the Scriptures.
Thank You, Jesus Christ!  (OP)

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Re: My wife's son had another rapture dream last night while I was busy calculating Revelation numbers.
Thanks for sharing, OP. I'd love to hear more about your calculations.

hf
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You must be...

crazyjak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61336041


Last night OP was "calculating how much time passes here on earth in 30 minutes in heaven." and you don't want to see the calculations or see the OP share their work?

Really who's the crazy one, if you are in this thread and aren't the slightest bit curious
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Here, its already been done:
[link to divinecoders.wordpress.com (secure)]

30 minutes in heaven is 20.83 years on earth.

I had no luck. The only numbers Jesus ever gave me was dates for June 28, 1967, October 14, 2015, and October 8, 2016. I'm not sure now how I got May 21, 2016. Numbers are not my thing except...

...when I subtract Satan from someone's life, multiply prayers and healing unto them, divide from them unclean spirits, and add to them the Holy Spirit.

Last Edited by Thank You Jesus Christ! on 09/07/2016 06:49 PM
SALVATION IS ONLY 1 PRAYER AWAY!!
Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning.
Thank you Jesus! Amen!





GLP