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Chinese buffet conspiracy

 
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09/10/2016 04:45 PM
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Chinese buffet conspiracy
Today I visited the chinese buffet for the first time in about 5 years. I see the patrons all overweight stuffing their obese faces. The workers are all thin, healthy chinese. Starting to think these commies are trying to kill us.
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09/10/2016 04:48 PM
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Oh how could you eat at a buffet? Disgusting! :)))
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09/10/2016 04:48 PM
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Most americans are fat with or without the chinese, but not all of us. I haven't been to any kind of chinese restaurant since high school (im 35 now). Not just because its unhealthy, but it just don't taste good to me. The point I'm trying to make is your still in control of your own health. Just keep the vaccines and flouride away and eat healthy and you'll be fine.
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09/10/2016 04:50 PM
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Oh how could you eat at a buffet? Disgusting! :)))
 Quoting: Vala


I had one and a half plates and was full. Surrounded by people at 50% bodyfat decreased my appetite.
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09/10/2016 04:53 PM
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Oh how could you eat at a buffet? Disgusting! :)))
 Quoting: Vala


I had one and a half plates and was full. Surrounded by people at 50% bodyfat decreased my appetite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72590196


You've got your priorities wrong. Mind your body and not others. I can only imagine what you ate.
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Re: Chinese buffet conspiracy
Dude that is nothing compared with the:

Asian Massage Parlor Conspiracy.

They get you hot and horny and steel your seed.

I visited one in Texas. The attendant told me she loved my hazel green eyes. After I filled the condom she said she was going to save it!
Anonymous Coward
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09/10/2016 04:56 PM
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And so it begins...
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09/10/2016 04:57 PM
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Re: Chinese buffet conspiracy
i think they are all owned by the peep's republic of china

and it is possible that there is a conspiracy of some kind
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09/10/2016 04:58 PM
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I like going to a Chinese buffet, and wish there was one closer to where I live.
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09/10/2016 04:58 PM
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Re: Chinese buffet conspiracy
when did mexicans learn to cook Chinese?
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09/10/2016 05:00 PM
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Today I visited the chinese buffet for the first time in about 5 years. I see the patrons all overweight stuffing their obese faces. The workers are all thin, healthy chinese. Starting to think these commies are trying to kill us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72590196


The workers don't eat the crap they serve to the Western guests.
LHPaul

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09/10/2016 05:01 PM
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All the cooks in the China Buffet here are Mexican.lmao
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12/28/2017 06:35 PM
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YOU AMERICAN SO SROW. TAT WAR OVER RONG TIME AGO. YOU ROOSE SO BAD. NOW WE TAKE EVERYTING.
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12/28/2017 06:36 PM
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Re: Chinese buffet conspiracy
Dude that is nothing compared with the:

Asian Massage Parlor Conspiracy.

They get you hot and horny and steel your seed.

I visited one in Texas. The attendant told me she loved my hazel green eyes. After I filled the condom she said she was going to save it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63774268


THAT'S THE LOBSTER SAUCE IN THE BUFFET.
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12/28/2017 06:37 PM
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I THInk most fat people just frequent buffets because its like a cow food trough.

But i have thought the same as you , op
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Re: Chinese buffet conspiracy
Today I visited the chinese buffet for the first time in about 5 years. I see the patrons all overweight stuffing their obese faces. The workers are all thin, healthy chinese. Starting to think these commies are trying to kill us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72590196


The workers don't eat the crap they serve to the Western guests.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72956165


The ones at our buffet are always eating off of it
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12/28/2017 06:45 PM
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Re: Chinese buffet conspiracy
Dude that is nothing compared with the:

Asian Massage Parlor Conspiracy.

They get you hot and horny and steel your seed.

I visited one in Texas. The attendant told me she loved my hazel green eyes. After I filled the condom she said she was going to save it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63774268


frank-en babies of the future
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take your pick
u name it
we make it

Last Edited by Butthead on 12/28/2017 06:46 PM





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