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I Was Fired From D-Wave Systems. Something Bizarre Going On At CERN

 
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I Was Fired From D-Wave Systems. Something Bizarre Going On At CERN
D-Wave makes commercial quantum computers and custom software for their clients. CERN is a premier customer. I worked on site there as a manager for 8 months. One project we worked on was a real time qbit matrix grid coupling at the collision point. Tbe matrix was only .23X.23mm. But that is sufficient to make a quantum coupling for realtime analytics of the collision point.


Needless to say the 1st time run scared the shit out of me and everyone involved. Keep in mind we are only recording data for about .04 nanoseconds. But analysis showed a demonic face appeared, and when slowed down, spoke almost 1000 words. What was said shook everyone to the core. I was fired for pleading with them to stop the experiments and when they refused, I refused to participate.
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Cool story, bro.
Steaks are high
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Dude please tell the words, I am a magnamanous cerntard.

TIA.
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D-Wave makes commercial quantum computers and custom software for their clients. CERN is a premier customer. I worked on site there as a manager for 8 months. One project we worked on was a real time qbit matrix grid coupling at the collision point. Tbe matrix was only .23X.23mm. But that is sufficient to make a quantum coupling for realtime analytics of the collision point.


Needless to say the 1st time run scared the shit out of me and everyone involved. Keep in mind we are only recording data for about .04 nanoseconds. But analysis showed a demonic face appeared, and when slowed down, spoke almost 1000 words. What was said shook everyone to the core. I was fired for pleading with them to stop the experiments and when they refused, I refused to participate.
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oh please, do go on about these thousand words..
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40 picoseconds of data. To chop that up so that you can resolve 1000 words means temporal resolution in femtosecond regime. Right. No such signal processors exist.
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D-Wave makes commercial quantum computers and custom software for their clients. CERN is a premier customer. I worked on site there as a manager for 8 months. One project we worked on was a real time qbit matrix grid coupling at the collision point. Tbe matrix was only .23X.23mm. But that is sufficient to make a quantum coupling for realtime analytics of the collision point.


Needless to say the 1st time run scared the shit out of me and everyone involved. Keep in mind we are only recording data for about .04 nanoseconds. But analysis showed a demonic face appeared, and when slowed down, spoke almost 1000 words. What was said shook everyone to the core. I was fired for pleading with them to stop the experiments and when they refused, I refused to participate.
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oh please, do go on about these thousand words..
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Whatever it was spoke almost 1000 words in a .04 nanosecond period.

Trust me.... even if the thing was full of shit, you don't want to know.
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Hmmm 230 microns? Square?

At c ... for your recording time that 1.2 cm ... 6 times the size of your detector ...

And of course, for that - we have parity violation ....
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40 picoseconds of data. To chop that up so that you can resolve 1000 words means temporal resolution in femtosecond regime. Right. No such signal processors exist.
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With a standard computer no. With a quantum dwave computer, yes.
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Hmmm 230 microns? Square?

At c ... for your recording time that 1.2 cm ... 6 times the size of your detector ...

And of course, for that - we have parity violation ....
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That makes absolutely no sense.
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And your detector is what?
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What was said?

:D
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shivacern I remember reading a story a month or so back where there was a panic meeting in a secure conference room about something or other that went wrong. Anyway the woman who was in charge was snatched in an instant from the chairman's seat: And it is said that she was instantly cast into outer darkness. The people who work there know what evil they are doing and will all get their due reward if they die in their sins.

Mat 25:30 And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

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:gaythread2:
Feel free to feed the troll.
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We DO want to know as much detail about the thousands words as you can provide.

We're GLPers. We can face and deal with the unsettling.
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Can you be any more vaague OP?

Spill the thousand words or GTFO
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D-Wave makes commercial quantum computers and custom software for their clients. CERN is a premier customer. I worked on site there as a manager for 8 months. One project we worked on was a real time qbit matrix grid coupling at the collision point. Tbe matrix was only .23X.23mm. But that is sufficient to make a quantum coupling for realtime analytics of the collision point.


Needless to say the 1st time run scared the shit out of me and everyone involved. Keep in mind we are only recording data for about .04 nanoseconds. But analysis showed a demonic face appeared, and when slowed down, spoke almost 1000 words. What was said shook everyone to the core. I was fired for pleading with them to stop the experiments and when they refused, I refused to participate.
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oh please, do go on about these thousand words..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30903815


Whatever it was spoke almost 1000 words in a .04 nanosecond period.

Trust me.... even if the thing was full of shit, you don't want to know.
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"Trust me.... even if the thing was full of shit, you don't want to know."

blahblah5

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Judethz?

I hope I got that right.

The Cern Leader (Woman) you speak of is called "Father" by the Cern team.

Missing? yeas I read that

However, I have not seen it confirmed by a reputable source.
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fantastic! when you pitch this idea to hollywood (if I don't steal it) you should spend more time drawing us in with details about the demon that appeared then present the arc/page turner/seat warmer of the 1k words in .04 nanoseconds. also more nerd stuff needed . . . physics mumbo and the like.
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If you don't tell them

I will


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D-Wave makes commercial quantum computers and custom software for their clients. CERN is a premier customer. I worked on site there as a manager for 8 months. One project we worked on was a real time qbit matrix grid coupling at the collision point. Tbe matrix was only .23X.23mm. But that is sufficient to make a quantum coupling for realtime analytics of the collision point.


Needless to say the 1st time run scared the shit out of me and everyone involved. Keep in mind we are only recording data for about .04 nanoseconds. But analysis showed a demonic face appeared, and when slowed down, spoke almost 1000 words. What was said shook everyone to the core. I was fired for pleading with them to stop the experiments and when they refused, I refused to participate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73001609


oh please, do go on about these thousand words..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30903815


Whatever it was spoke almost 1000 words in a .04 nanosecond period.

Trust me.... even if the thing was full of shit, you don't want to know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73001609


OP, please. This is why we all come to GLP. We can handle it.
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Come on, OP. Even though we all know you're roleplaying, don't quit it so easily. You could have made up some shit to make a better connection between the demons and CERN, for instance.

Vaguely threatening stuff like:

"We're a legion of legions... we are coming... the portal will open on the sixth day of the six month after six orbits have been completed... the lead shall meet with lead and the puny dead son of god will be vanquished for all eternity..."

Last Edited by Dr. Moran on 09/16/2016 06:36 AM
Steaks are high
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Family is shaved
It has begined
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good call
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Re: I Was Fired From D-Wave Systems. Something Bizarre Going On At CERN
Did the demon say "I control The Hildabeast, bow down and worship me?"

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You could give a summation of the "almost 1000" words.

One thing is for sure, demons do lie, so even if what he said was horrifying, it doesn't make it true.
Things are bad enough, there is no need to make anything up. ~Fluffy

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Come on, OP. Even though we all know you're roleplaying, don't quit it so easily. You could have made up some shit to make a better connection between the demons and CERN, for instance.

Vaguely threatening stuff like:

 Quoting: Dr. Moran


Again you seem to be showing signs if inteligent life here.

I need to keep an eye on you
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so, is this inspired by the videogame "Doom" or by the "me tel u" thread?
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Come on, OP. Even though we all know you're roleplaying, don't quit it so easily. You could have made up some shit to make a better connection between the demons and CERN, for instance.

Vaguely threatening stuff like:

"We're a legion of legions... we are coming... the portal will open on the sixth day of the six month after six orbits have been completed... the lead shall meet with lead and the puny dead son of god will be vanquished for all eternity..."
 Quoting: Dr. Moran


PRETTY GOOD!!!!

clappa
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Did the demon mention anything about tomato plants?

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D-Wave Two boasts a CPU of approximately 512 qubits—an improvement over the D-Wave One series' CPUs of approximately 128 qubits The number of qubits can vary significantly from chip to chip, due to flaws in manufacturing.

The increase in qubit count for the D-Wave Two was accomplished by tiling qubit pattern of the D-Wave One. This pattern, named chimera by D-Wave Systems, has a limited connectivity such that a given qubit can only interact with at most six other qubits.

As with the D-Wave One, this restricted connectivity greatly limits the optimization problems that can be approached with the hardware.

Several years old information on D-Wave...

[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]





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