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I Was Fired From D-Wave Systems. Something Bizarre Going On At CERN

 
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Cool story, bro.
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this.


was intriguing
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U got hacked bad tool

Quantum bs
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Judethz?

I hope I got that right.

The Cern Leader (Woman) you speak of is called "Father" by the Cern team.

 Quoting: SEPTEMBER


kitty I remember reading the story that it was a female in charge of this particular team. Maybe they have mummy/daddy issues and mix up the titles.

EDIT: I just realized that my use of the term 'chairman's seat' may have been a cause of confusion. That's because I don't like using chair person.

Last Edited by Judethz on 09/16/2016 08:07 AM
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Come on, OP. Gave you a pin for encouragement. Cough it up.
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

the warrior whispers back

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For high level quantum scientists to make public a report or release information about a Demonic Contact...

It would be similar to an airline pilot making a UFO report.

It's career suicide.

The Demon-Worshipers would Pile-On with dispersion against the person reporting such.
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Ohh, this is fun!

OP, don't flake out on us, you got a good one going here.
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40 picoseconds of data. To chop that up so that you can resolve 1000 words means temporal resolution in femtosecond regime. Right. No such signal processors exist.
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You need to watch the Ted talk about femto-graphy then. Suffice to say, you mind shall, you know.
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so, is this inspired by the videogame "Doom" or by the "me tel u" thread?
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wtf
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Did it confirm that it dwells at Stonehenge?
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This reminds me of a book I read about exorcisms. So I give you credit for making your "story" credible, if it happened or not.
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did it say anything about headcrabs or vortigaunts?
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Well OP has disappeared. I am calling BS.

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You could give a summation of the "almost 1000" words.

One thing is for sure, demons do lie, so even if what he said was horrifying, it doesn't make it true.
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Biblical demons lie.
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40 picoseconds of data. To chop that up so that you can resolve 1000 words means temporal resolution in femtosecond regime. Right. No such signal processors exist.
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Well OP has disappeared. I am calling BS.

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So much potential here, wasted.

Let's guess what the demon said instead.
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did it say anything about headcrabs or vortigaunts?
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This demon resides in City 17.
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Is this for creative writing class? If so I give you a C-.
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"WE'RE COMING FOR OUR GOLD AND YOUR BITCHES SOOOON"

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Pics or it didn't happen.
Audio too!
Or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
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:shivacern: I remember reading a story a month or so back where there was a panic meeting in a secure conference room about something or other that went wrong. Anyway the woman who was in charge was snatched in an instant from the chairman's seat: And it is said that she was instantly cast into outer darkness. The people who work there know what evil they are doing and will all get their due reward if they die in their sins.

Mat 25:30 And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Link?
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I can imagine the beginning of the 1000 words:


"me tel u now so u belive me 15 may
many things go wrong 15 may because door opens with portal to dark matters not undestanding earth beings
sharon will dimise be4 15 may
mandela will dimise be4 15 may......"

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tis the season to try out movie script proposals on glp
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D-Wave makes commercial quantum computers and custom software for their clients. CERN is a premier customer. I worked on site there as a manager for 8 months. One project we worked on was a real time qbit matrix grid coupling at the collision point. Tbe matrix was only .23X.23mm. But that is sufficient to make a quantum coupling for realtime analytics of the collision point.


Needless to say the 1st time run scared the shit out of me and everyone involved. Keep in mind we are only recording data for about .04 nanoseconds. But analysis showed a demonic face appeared, and when slowed down, spoke almost 1000 words. What was said shook everyone to the core. I was fired for pleading with them to stop the experiments and when they refused, I refused to participate.
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Thats some creepy shit right there.

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OP, we're listening.

Would you please give us a brief summary of what was said???

How do you know it was a "demon"?

What language was spoken?

Thank you OP!

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OP isn't going to tell you anything else. This person was fired for drinking on the job. The only "demon" he saw, was the head of HR, when he was reminded of his non disclosure agreement, and was escorted out of the building.

Of he keeps up this thread, he will have more demons to contend with: our lawyers.
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Michael Jackson has passed on...sad.





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