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I Was Fired From D-Wave Systems. Something Bizarre Going On At CERN

 
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More D-Wave information.

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You all need to know this is bad shit here.
Most of you have replied to the D wave already.

All of you have been categorized by it already.
Best of luck everyone. In the coming year we will see things the likes of which will crush your worldly views.
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Whoda knew demons are such tiny phuqs
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Let me guess.

It said, "I am a demon from the Other Side. Ask me a question."

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tis the season to try out movie script proposals on glp
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tis the season of the witch

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D-Wave Two boasts a CPU of approximately 512 qubits—an improvement over the D-Wave One series' CPUs of approximately 128 qubits The number of qubits can vary significantly from chip to chip, due to flaws in manufacturing.

The increase in qubit count for the D-Wave Two was accomplished by tiling qubit pattern of the D-Wave One. This pattern, named chimera by D-Wave Systems, has a limited connectivity such that a given qubit can only interact with at most six other qubits.

As with the D-Wave One, this restricted connectivity greatly limits the optimization problems that can be approached with the hardware.

Several years old information on D-Wave...

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They have more than doubled that, from what I have read. Crazy shit & to think that, as of 2 years ago, CERN had two of the 512's networked together. What they could possibly be doing that requires THAT much interdimensional computational power is beyond me.
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What was said?

:D
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Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

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it's the new physics. It's the quantum SAAAATAN
ahaha another crap thread
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OP, PUT THE BATH SALTS DOWN NOW!!!!

GOT TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL.
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machines have a tendency to break
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D-Wave makes commercial quantum computers and custom software for their clients. CERN is a premier customer. I worked on site there as a manager for 8 months. One project we worked on was a real time qbit matrix grid coupling at the collision point. Tbe matrix was only .23X.23mm. But that is sufficient to make a quantum coupling for realtime analytics of the collision point.


Needless to say the 1st time run scared the shit out of me and everyone involved. Keep in mind we are only recording data for about .04 nanoseconds. But analysis showed a demonic face appeared, and when slowed down, spoke almost 1000 words. What was said shook everyone to the core. I was fired for pleading with them to stop the experiments and when they refused, I refused to participate.
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oh please, do go on about these thousand words..
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Whatever it was spoke almost 1000 words in a .04 nanosecond period.

Trust me.... even if the thing was full of shit, you don't want to know.
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If your NOT going to reveal the content of the 1,000 words what is the point of your post?
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It Quantum DWave Computers you have to worry about, not just Cern.

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D-Wave makes commercial quantum computers and custom software for their clients. CERN is a premier customer. I worked on site there as a manager for 8 months. One project we worked on was a real time qbit matrix grid coupling at the collision point. Tbe matrix was only .23X.23mm. But that is sufficient to make a quantum coupling for realtime analytics of the collision point.


Needless to say the 1st time run scared the shit out of me and everyone involved. Keep in mind we are only recording data for about .04 nanoseconds. But analysis showed a demonic face appeared, and when slowed down, spoke almost 1000 words. What was said shook everyone to the core. I was fired for pleading with them to stop the experiments and when they refused, I refused to participate.
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Who was the dick head that pined this shit ????
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Now we have become yaldabaoth creator of fallen worlds.
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If you don't tell them

I will


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best lay it on then, OP is a yeasty vagina
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Who was the dick head that pined this shit ????
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the dick head with the fine ass ????


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You could give a summation of the "almost 1000" words.

One thing is for sure, demons do lie, so even if what he said was horrifying, it doesn't make it true.
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Biblical demons lie.
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So do UNBIBLICAL ones. That's why they are called demons! And I have seen them in action for over 40 yrs of my life. So don't even go there!! There was a reason my aunt summoned them to do her dirty work!
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OP, you suck
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Dude please tell the words, I am a magnamanous cerntard.

TIA.
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This sounds like a trailer for a scifi movie....
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You could give a summation of the "almost 1000" words.

One thing is for sure, demons do lie, so even if what he said was horrifying, it doesn't make it true.
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Biblical demons lie.
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So do UNBIBLICAL ones. That's why they are called demons! And I have seen them in action for over 40 yrs of my life. So don't even go there!! There was a reason my aunt summoned them to do her dirty work!
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Dang Trina, Ok.
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good call
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:shivacern: I remember reading a story a month or so back where there was a panic meeting in a secure conference room about something or other that went wrong. Anyway the woman who was in charge was snatched in an instant from the chairman's seat: And it is said that she was instantly cast into outer darkness. The people who work there know what evil they are doing and will all get their due reward if they die in their sins.

Mat 25:30 And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Could you please refrain from spreading BS for just a little while? It's just too early for this.
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D-Wave makes commercial quantum computers and custom software for their clients. CERN is a premier customer. I worked on site there as a manager for 8 months. One project we worked on was a real time qbit matrix grid coupling at the collision point. Tbe matrix was only .23X.23mm. But that is sufficient to make a quantum coupling for realtime analytics of the collision point.


Needless to say the 1st time run scared the shit out of me and everyone involved. Keep in mind we are only recording data for about .04 nanoseconds. But analysis showed a demonic face appeared, and when slowed down, spoke almost 1000 words. What was said shook everyone to the core. I was fired for pleading with them to stop the experiments and when they refused, I refused to participate.
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What was said?

:D
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Drink your Ovaltine.
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shivacern I remember reading a story a month or so back where there was a panic meeting in a secure conference room about something or other that went wrong. Anyway the woman who was in charge was snatched in an instant from the chairman's seat: And it is said that she was instantly cast into outer darkness. The people who work there know what evil they are doing and will all get their due reward if they die in their sins.

Mat 25:30 And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Could you please refrain from spreading BS for just a little while? It's just too early for this.
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He said that Lord Satan is pleased that we waste billions of dollars on fancy interdimensional portals and ignore the biggest problem that is abortion.

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