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ERUPTION WARNING Panic on Tenerife as holiday island has 100 mini earthquakes leading to fears giant volcano Mount Teide will blow

 
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BULLSHIT!! UN-PINE THIS SHIT
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From the article:
"The Tenerife Tourism Corporation, a public entity under the Tenerife Island Government, wants to refute the incorrect information recently published by some British media in which it is stated that a volcanic eruption in Tenerife is imminent."

Well the Tenerife Tourism Corporation are bound to issue a hasty rebuttal aren't they? Gotta keep the bucks rolling in.


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Haha - You would say that ohyeah

You're thread is lame OP - Take it like a man!
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BULLSHIT!! UN-PINE THIS SHIT
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From the article:
"The Tenerife Tourism Corporation, a public entity under the Tenerife Island Government, wants to refute the incorrect information recently published by some British media in which it is stated that a volcanic eruption in Tenerife is imminent."

Well the Tenerife Tourism Corporation are bound to issue a hasty rebuttal aren't they? Gotta keep the bucks rolling in.


shill
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Haha - You would say that ohyeah

You're thread is lame OP - Take it like a man!
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Why don't you go and play in your own thread like a good boy 'stressEric'

Thread: GLP Anxiety!

Your quote from your thread:

"It's like consistently being fucked up the arse with no lube - painful and ripping me to bits"

You obviously know how to take it like a man....
ohyeah
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Re: ERUPTION WARNING Panic on Tenerife as holiday island has 100 mini earthquakes leading to fears giant volcano Mount Teide will blow
doesn't that mean there will soon be a tidal wave that engulfs the U.S. Eastern Seaboard?
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that depends on it's VEI potential

does anyone know how big it could be?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60342950


Can you imagine if it blows! And a YUUUUGGGEE tidal wave is racing across alantic and the hurricane going up the east coast!!!......EPIC DOOM!!!And I mean EPIC
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70118433


That tsunami threat is from a volcano on a different island in the Canaries - that would be El Hierro.
This weeks quake swarm is on the island of Gran Canaria, under the volcano Mt Tiede.

No East coast panic needed, yet.
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NO!

you are WRONG!

there are three slopes in danger of going

one is el julan, on el hierro

one is cumbre vjega on la palma

and the other one is guess where?

Yep, TEIDE!

they are the three biggest landslide dangers, and that is a FACT!
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Can you imagine if it blows! And a YUUUUGGGEE tidal wave is racing across alantic and the hurricane going up the east coast!!!......EPIC DOOM!!!And I mean EPIC
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70118433


That tsunami threat is from a volcano on a different island in the Canaries - that would be El Hierro.
This weeks quake swarm is on the island of Gran Canaria, under the volcano Mt Tiede.

No East coast panic needed, yet.
 Quoting: RefreshPage


Tiede is bigger and more then twice the size of Hierro; the whole of which could fit INSIDE of Tiede's caldera!

specialstupid
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Also... Tiede itself, is merely just the resurgent Dome inside the much LARGER Caldera. The whole Island itself is the top of the entire volcano, an the island is more then 5 times to the side of Hierro.

Lastly.

Hierro isn't the one they're afraid of collapsing and causing a Tsunami.

Thats La Palma!

But regardless, of all the volcano's in the Canaries, Tiede is the biggest, and its Caldera shows its last major eruption resulted in a caldera collapse towards the EAST, and there is nothing blocking a Tsunami from there, from reaching the US East Coast.
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correct, and it's slope is unstable, and in danger of going
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 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


well dont go to a holiday island that has volcanos on it, dumb fuks.
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BULLSHIT!! UN-PINE THIS SHIT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73073618


From the article:
"The Tenerife Tourism Corporation, a public entity under the Tenerife Island Government, wants to refute the incorrect information recently published by some British media in which it is stated that a volcanic eruption in Tenerife is imminent."

Well the Tenerife Tourism Corporation are bound to issue a hasty rebuttal aren't they? Gotta keep the bucks rolling in.


shill
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


Haha - You would say that ohyeah

You're thread is lame OP - Take it like a man!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73073618


Why don't you go and play in your own thread like a good boy 'stressEric'

Thread: GLP Anxiety!

Your quote from your thread:

"It's like consistently being fucked up the arse with no lube - painful and ripping me to bits"

You obviously know how to take it like a man....
ohyeah
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan



Hahaha - Gotta love the peeps that go out of their way to find a thread to debunk you on, just because you de-bunked theirs! Butthurt much?

Piss funny!

P.s - I'm a woman rockon
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Re: ERUPTION WARNING Panic on Tenerife as holiday island has 100 mini earthquakes leading to fears giant volcano Mount Teide will blow
doesn't that mean there will soon be a tidal wave that engulfs the U.S. Eastern Seaboard?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72817339


that depends on it's VEI potential

does anyone know how big it could be?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60342950


Can you imagine if it blows! And a YUUUUGGGEE tidal wave is racing across alantic and the hurricane going up the east coast!!!......EPIC DOOM!!!And I mean EPIC
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70118433


That tsunami threat is from a volcano on a different island in the Canaries - that would be El Hierro.
This weeks quake swarm is on the island of Gran Canaria, under the volcano Mt Tiede.

No East coast panic needed, yet.
 Quoting: RefreshPage


El Hierro is a underwater vulcano.
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Re: ERUPTION WARNING Panic on Tenerife as holiday island has 100 mini earthquakes leading to fears giant volcano Mount Teide will blow
i remember holidaying on this island a few years back, sat in a restaurant, looking over at a nearby rock face, about 50 feet away, made up of pyroclastic flow, with HUGE boulders embedded in it, miles from the caldera

the hotel we stayed in was actually built on another huge pyroclastic flow

i remember thinking then i do NOT want to be anywhere near this island when it blows
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doesn't that mean there will soon be a tidal wave that engulfs the U.S. Eastern Seaboard?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72817339


that depends on it's VEI potential

does anyone know how big it could be?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60342950


Most likely VEI 5 max similar to Mt St Helens 1980 or Vesuvius 79 AD eruptions.

NOT likely to produce a major tsunami affecting the US; however there is a bulge on the north of Teide that has a potential to collapse into the ocean and cause a tsunami affecting local islands.

It will possibly cause air travel disruptions to Northern Africa, Southern Europe, the Mediterranean and Middle East in the worst case of VEI 5 and favorable wind patterns.



NOTEWORTHY: Teide is one of the 16 'decade volcanoes'

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La Palma is the vulcano that can make a huge tsunami
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THEY'VE BEEN WARNING ABOUT THE CANARY ISLANDS FOR 10 YEARS, IT WAS DUE TO HAPPEN, JUST PREPARE FOR A TSUNAMI 1500 FEET HIGH ACROSS THE ATLANTIC!!!!

ALL THE MIAMI SOUTH BEACH MODELS WILL DIE, WILL ANYONE MISS THEM?
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Maybe a seismic tidal wave will coincide with the hurricane wind surge along the east coast.

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doesn't that mean there will soon be a tidal wave that engulfs the U.S. Eastern Seaboard?
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that is cumbre vieja ... the other about to slide into the ocean cracked one big motherfucking doom erection boner ...!




at last real fucking doom! gaahahhh
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From the article:
"The Tenerife Tourism Corporation, a public entity under the Tenerife Island Government, wants to refute the incorrect information recently published by some British media in which it is stated that a volcanic eruption in Tenerife is imminent."

Well the Tenerife Tourism Corporation are bound to issue a hasty rebuttal aren't they? Gotta keep the bucks rolling in.


shill
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


Haha - You would say that ohyeah

You're thread is lame OP - Take it like a man!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73073618


Why don't you go and play in your own thread like a good boy 'stressEric'

Thread: GLP Anxiety!

Your quote from your thread:

"It's like consistently being fucked up the arse with no lube - painful and ripping me to bits"

You obviously know how to take it like a man....
ohyeah
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan



Hahaha - Gotta love the peeps that go out of their way to find a thread to debunk you on, just because you de-bunked theirs! Butthurt much?

Piss funny!

P.s - I'm a woman rockon
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Thanks Janet! Keep having your ass reamed out
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Re: ERUPTION WARNING Panic on Tenerife as holiday island has 100 mini earthquakes leading to fears giant volcano Mount Teide will blow
doesn't that mean there will soon be a tidal wave that engulfs the U.S. Eastern Seaboard?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72817339


that depends on it's VEI potential

does anyone know how big it could be?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60342950


Most likely VEI 5 max similar to Mt St Helens 1980 or Vesuvius 79 AD eruptions.

NOT likely to produce a major tsunami affecting the US; however there is a bulge on the north of Teide that has a potential to collapse into the ocean and cause a tsunami affecting local islands.

It will possibly cause air travel disruptions to Northern Africa, Southern Europe, the Mediterranean and Middle East in the worst case of VEI 5 and favorable wind patterns.



NOTEWORTHY: Teide is one of the 16 'decade volcanoes'

[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
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i just found out something very interesting

it is a 'phonolitic' volcano

[link to link.springer.com]

for those that dont know what this means, phonolite(sp?) causes the worst eruptions, the most explosive, most destructive explosions

Chaiten was a phonolite eruption, and when the quakes STARTED, it was later worked out the magma rose to the surface from great depth at a metre a second

walking speed.

if these quakes continue, and get shallower rapidly, we are probably looking at a cataclysm
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event tree of possible scenarios based on eruptions of the last 35000 years

vei dont seem that large, but 'sector collapse' is a definite scenario
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Why are they panicking instead of leaving?

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Hmm I should consider going there.
What could be more exciting than a island volcano set to go off any minute..!
Like stepping off the plane and right into a Hollywood movie 5a
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Now, this can be the best dam doom thus far this year. A giant tsunami if the the volcano blows out of its side and flood us in the US [link to www.thelocal.es (secure)]
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They may trigger the landslide to combine with Mathew.

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Hmm I should consider going there.
What could be more exciting than a island volcano set to go off any minute..!
Like stepping off the plane and right into a Hollywood movie 5a
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Yeah it might be the greatest 30 second movie of your life time then you can come back and tell us all about it, and tell us what the temps are like in hell. As a ghost of course

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Sorcha Faal.What a bullshit (no offense OP).It's not going to erupt [link to www.ign.es (secure)]





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