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I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they are going to feel all day-

Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits

‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense

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"Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole

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Have a nice day = GFY. GFY = Go Fuck Yourself. If this offends you then have a nice day.

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Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne

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Gen. John B Gordon and Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest were the finest citizen-soldiers birthed in America.

He who feels the respect which is due to others cannot fail to inspire in them regard for himself, while he who feels, and hence manifests, disrespect towards others, especially his inferiors, cannot fail to inspire hatred against himself.

When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier. Rudyard Kipling

Herr Bartlett, your German is good and I hear also your French. Your arms - UP!

Jella

The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

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Never forsake a Kraut for the sake of forsaking a Kraut

You cannot destroy my vision when you see my vision undestroyed because I am just an undestroyer.

Thread: Food Combining Made Easy by Herbert Shelton a progenitor from the Natural Hygienist Movement

"I am a hunter of peace, one who chases the elusive mayfly of love... errr something like that." -Vash the Stampede

If something can corrupt you then you're already corrupt. Bob Marley