GLP loves these kind of threads - -Facebook F's up another marriage

This thread is Oracle's Cookie levels of FAIL....

5 stars!

his story. Her story. And the truth is in between.

Wasted wall of text. No conspiracy here just something that should have been posted in a woman's magazine.

Dear GLP, I am a paid member but there is no way I would post this while logged on.

This is theraputic for me to post here, I often wondered why others post these kind of threads, I kind of get it now.

Mods, please don't disclose my identity

Not sure what I expect your responses to be, I imagine in some cases there will be no response. I get it.


Dear ___________ (the name you love so much… because of your kids of course

The past 24 hours have caused me incredible, pain, doubt, and suspicion of every year of our marriage outside of 1990 – 1993 and 2004 -2005. During these times I feel as if you were authentic and honest with me. My affair in 2004 sure gave you many reasons to assume the moral high ground and you did just that. I don’t think to this day that you have ever owned your part of how this occurred. Somehow you felt being married to a man who was 36 and denying any physical relationship for years would result in the married man becoming a monk. I understand (not really) how shocked you must have been to find that I was not going to be a monk. I recall many arguments where I told you that if you were not interested in a physical relationship I would find one elsewhere and I did exactly what I said. I may be a bad guy but it should be noted the woman I had the affair with was single. Not so much with the affair(s) on your end huh? As blunt as I was about seeking a physical relationship from someone else I regret that I never told you outright when the affair started and I regret even more allowing myself to think things would change once the affair came to light. I suppose 2004 – 2005 gave me hope but now another 11 years have passed and I again find myself alone. At 48 the physical aspects of a relationship is not nearly as important as my sanity.

Now for some good news, and the reason why this letter was written. I fully anticipate you going on a rant about finances tonight to move the conversation away from your whoring actions, as such, the 401K that I worked for, I earned, I am giving you. This should make you happy, I know how you love money. As I draw the divorce documents up these funds will be factored in, as such you will have the opportunity to keep all of the 401k and I will take the equity in the house or we can split both. Bottom line, I’m not going to get to hung up over money but I will not allow myself to live in a box, count on a fight if you want to be unreasonable, count on zero resistance if you approach this with some common sense. You have a good opportunity here to walk away with some money and ride the cock carousel as much as you want to. Think how great this will be, no longer will what happens in Carolina have to stay in Carolina….or anywhere else that you have decided to have a little romp… of course, I’m sure you will find many ways to justify the behavior, keep trying to fool yourself, I am not buying it. Your words speak volumes and while I have never caught you with a cock in your mouth the banter between your friends is enough confirmation for me. If you are talking in the manner that you did and did not get some cock along the way then that is just stupid, either way, your words tell me all I need to know about your character.

So, at this point you are more than bent out of shape, you are fuming, how on Earth could I be so angry over such benign comments found in your Facebook. Well, it’s kind of like this, I notice that on the public Facebook page the amount of activity dropped to almost nothing after 2011. Hmmm, between 2009 and 2011 daily entries and activities, much of which is disturbing. Then after 2011 the activity becomes much more wholesome with very little interaction between you and the other sluts. So, I figured that there is a second Facebook page out there, didn't take long for me to find it along with all of the confirmation I needed to confirm your search of cocks continued beyond 201 and is ongoing to this day. I suppose I should be somewhat grateful that there has been nothing physical between us, who knows what STD's you are carrying.

As I close, please know how much fun it was helping you raise two young children after the dead beat father proved incapable. The fact that you were fucking me while still married to him should have been a HUGE warning flag but hey, what the hell I was 21 fucking a 31 year old. Not sure why after how our relationship developed you find it so unreasonable for me to think that because you are married you aren’t dick gobbling on the side. I guess I got to hang around because of the 6 figure income. I have to admit, I will look back over the last 25 years and know that almost all of it was a disaster however your 2 kids are awesome people, I loved them every day of the last 25 years and will continue to love them, going forward.

I am tired of being angry at this point but there is much more boiling within. Do yourself a favor, just be cordial between now and when I get out. Yep, you can keep the house, we will figure out how to compensate me for the equity.

Very sad that you have chosen the path that you did, I never denied you anything including sex that made you moan, spasm, and beg for more. You can fake a lot of things but the stomach convulsions, curled toes and bucking hips are a dead giveaway. I guarantee whatever cock you are getting now may be exciting but there is no way it matches the dickings I gave you 1990 – 1993 and again 2004 – 2005.

Wasted wall of text. No conspiracy here just something that should have been posted in a woman's magazine.

his story. Her story. And the truth is in between.

lol, you cheated too. karma is a bitch :D hfhfhf

I don't really think FB can be blamed for breaking up relationships. If something as stupid as that can break up a relationship, it, and the people in it, were not that strong in the first place.

Naw,, we've had matrimonial moaning shipwrecks here before; with the whiner being castigated, laughed at and degraded.

This seems straight forward. A few questions:

Did you marry this woman for her income?

Are you pretending you are going to actually say this to her?

Sounds like an open marriage with door hanging on one hinge.

If you put up with this shit so long and she has admitted being unfaithful to hordes of Facebook fans, why not take your IRA, the house and demand alimony?

We haven't heard from your "wife" so we don't know why she acts the way she does: do you bathe frequently? do you wrack the house with snores every night? Have you gained 200 pounds over the years? Is your favorite hobby laying on the couch yelling: "Make me a sammich, dammit!"

... At 48 the physical aspects of a relationship is not nearly as important as my sanity ...

Never would I ever take care of another man's kids.

I see why he is being called a cuck.