I'm really sleepy

For some reason I am really really sleepy all of a sudden. I ate all this turkey a little while ago. I don't know if it's the turkey... or the half gallon of gin I have drank?

My fucking stepfather told me this Thanksgiving that in his house I am going to cut down on the drinking. Well, I took that and nodded my fucking head. It isn't even his house. It's my mom's. He just moved in.

So, on the down low while he's all bullshitting and watching fucking football and laying in his easy chair I have been going outside and huffing dope and hitting this half gallon I put down in the creek by our house to get cold.

Now, I am really sleepy. After I drank that half gallon, he pulled me aside before dinner and told me that "he though he told me about that drinkin'"

I slapped that motherfucka right across his face in front of the turkey and all these old relatives and shit. I slapped that fucking phizz and then sat down and put on the feed bag and ate up big.

I'm sleepy as hell now. I think it's the turkey.