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What makes balls shrivel?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2016 07:47 PM
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What makes balls shrivel?
I had to take a dump and as I was Holding it in, my balls began to shrink. Why?



Also, my dog's paws smell like corn chips? What gives. ?
Air daddy 56
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11/26/2016 08:01 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
My balls do that when I think of Hillary
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11/26/2016 08:04 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
Preservation of the species.

Really, I shat you not. 5a
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11/26/2016 08:07 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
Your mom
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11/26/2016 08:16 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
Preservation of ENERGY

2nd law thermodynamics
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11/26/2016 08:17 PM

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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
For being balls, your balls don't have any...they hide at the least thought of danger, stress, or cold...

Last Edited by BRIEF on 11/26/2016 08:17 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
A piece of barbed wire wrapped around them REAL tight.
All for one, and one for all.
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11/26/2016 08:22 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
Low on balldraulic fluids or under inflation of scrotal pressures....
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11/26/2016 08:33 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
cold weather

exhaustion

stress

nervousness

Serious answers to a not-so serious topic. You're welcome.
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11/26/2016 08:34 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
Fear, cold....
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11/26/2016 08:35 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
A surgeon retires from his long career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughtout his career he has saved hundreds of foreskins as mementos and now wishes to turn them into a souvenir. He takes his specimens to a leathersmith and asks him to make something out of them. A week later the surgeon returns and the leathersmith presents him with a wallet. "All those foreskins and you only made me a wallet?!" exclaims the surgeon. The leathersmith replies, "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."
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11/26/2016 08:41 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
*cups scrotum in hand*

YOU DID THIS, OP

*checks calendar, thermostat*

THE POWER COMPANY DID THIS, OP
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11/26/2016 08:42 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
Thermal regulation.
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
I had to take a dump and as I was Holding it in, my balls began to shrink. Why?



Also, my dog's paws smell like corn chips? What gives. ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15721820


Why are you sniffing your dogs paws you pervert?

Your balls shrank because they're telling you that's fucked up.
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
For being balls, your balls don't have any...they hide at the least thought of danger, stress, or cold...
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Balls equal Pawns Fuck balls Skin wins Skin protects balls, next..
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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11/26/2016 08:55 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
Speed does it.
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11/26/2016 08:59 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
For being balls, your balls don't have any...they hide at the least thought of danger, stress, or cold...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Balls equal Pawns Fuck balls Skin wins Skin protects balls, next..
 Quoting: silvervega


two balls across the chessboard cain become harder than you wish to acknowledge.
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11/26/2016 09:04 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
You are obviously not applying enough A1 steak sauce.
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11/26/2016 09:14 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
You are obviously not applying enough A1 steak sauce.
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raisin paste, turmeric.
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11/26/2016 09:27 PM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
hillary
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
Overuse, and pictures of the witch of course.
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
Sniffing dog paws will cause this every time.

Recommend you not lick them.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/27/2016 12:10 AM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
I will consider this informations into the future
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11/27/2016 12:13 AM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
Of course this fags

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11/27/2016 12:14 AM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
This is God.

How the f*** would YOU have designed the bloody things?
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11/27/2016 12:14 AM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
Low Testosterone.
REAL low Testosterone.
It results in hypogonadism.

See a Urologist that specializes in men's sexual health.

....and for God's sake, leave your dog alone, ya fucking pervert.
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11/27/2016 12:17 AM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
What a silly thread.

My husband, the DICK, knows he won't get any tonight.

He's in bed with his shriveled balls.

Any questions?
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
I had to take a dump and as I was Holding it in, my balls began to shrink. Why?



Also, my dog's paws smell like corn chips? What gives. ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15721820


Why are you looking at your balls?

Why are you smelling your dogs paws?

Do you smell your dogs balls too?

Uhhh, what do your... never mind... you probably know the answer to that one and we don't want to know.
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11/27/2016 12:54 AM
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
I had to take a dump and as I was Holding it in, my balls began to shrink. Why?



Also, my dog's paws smell like corn chips? What gives. ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15721820


Cold weather. Keep em warm.

balls
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Re: What makes balls shrivel?
Shrink up like a hampsters after putting the ice on them a bit.

verycold





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