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I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
This isn't an incredibly serious situation, but I'm up for advice, or some laughs.

I'm not interested in dating but acquaintances kept suggesting I have coffee with this much older man. We have nothing in common outside some very common stuff. So anyway I kept asking what the point would be since we run into each other in a social group on occasion so we can do small talk, which I generally hate, then.

After being told it means nothing, just have coffee, I did. Now he calls all the time. I'm a texter not a talker, but he doesn't know how to text...or email. If I let it go to VM, he calls back in a couple of hours.

It wasn't even good coffee. lmao
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11/30/2016 10:29 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
I think you should have some pity sex with him, I feel sorry for him already with his broken heart. lol
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11/30/2016 10:32 AM

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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
I think you should have some pity sex with him, I feel sorry for him already with his broken heart. lol
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Wouldn't that be kind of like feeding a stray cat in order to get rid of it?
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11/30/2016 10:33 AM

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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
Bless his heart.

He just wants to dip his rod into Hair Lake.

Just animal instinct.
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11/30/2016 10:33 AM

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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
He was probably already interested in you & had your mutual friends suggest meeting him for coffee. Now he is going to be a nuisance until you tell him you're not interested. Good luck, I hate finding myself in these kinds of situations.
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11/30/2016 10:34 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
try poo breath
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11/30/2016 10:34 AM

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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
He may be lonely so be gentle no matter what. Could just create some other things that keep coming up, and he'll get the point gradually.
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11/30/2016 10:35 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
I think you should have some pity sex with him, I feel sorry for him already with his broken heart. lol
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Wouldn't that be kind of like feeding a stray cat in order to get rid of it?
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Not if the foods bad.
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11/30/2016 10:36 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
I have a friend like that you just have to be blunt.
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11/30/2016 10:37 AM

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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
He was probably already interested in you & had your mutual friends suggest meeting him for coffee. Now he is going to be a nuisance until you tell him you're not interested. Good luck, I hate finding myself in these kinds of situations.
 Quoting: Adorable Deplorable


He may be lonely so be gentle no matter what. Could just create some other things that keep coming up, and he'll get the point gradually.
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That's it! I want to be kind. He's nice. I don't want him to think I'm interested. But saying I just want to be friends doesn't sound nice.
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
Does he work for a cable company?

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11/30/2016 10:38 AM

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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
I have a friend like that you just have to be blunt.
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I may have to. See? Nothing good ever comes from drinking diner coffee.
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11/30/2016 10:39 AM

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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
Does he work for a cable company?

tounge
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Retired. He wouldn't understand cable. Lol
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11/30/2016 10:39 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
He just wants put his old hairy stretched out sweaty balls on you and pump your guts full of cum... what's the issue?
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11/30/2016 10:40 AM

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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
I think you should have some pity sex with him, I feel sorry for him already with his broken heart. lol
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Wouldn't that be kind of like feeding a stray cat in order to get rid of it?
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Not if the foods bad.
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rofl
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11/30/2016 10:41 AM

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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
He just wants put his old hairy stretched out sweaty balls on you and pump your guts full of cum... what's the issue?
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In that case...
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11/30/2016 10:42 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
OP just answer his call and tell him you are not interested nicely.
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11/30/2016 10:42 AM

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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
He was probably already interested in you & had your mutual friends suggest meeting him for coffee. Now he is going to be a nuisance until you tell him you're not interested. Good luck, I hate finding myself in these kinds of situations.
 Quoting: Adorable Deplorable


He may be lonely so be gentle no matter what. Could just create some other things that keep coming up, and he'll get the point gradually.
 Quoting: Sungaze_At_Dawn


That's it! I want to be kind. He's nice. I don't want him to think I'm interested. But saying I just want to be friends doesn't sound nice.
 Quoting: Storm*


Maybe tell him that your work schedule is very hectic right now & that doesn't leave you with time to date.
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11/30/2016 10:43 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
I think you should have some pity sex with him, I feel sorry for him already with his broken heart. lol
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Wouldn't that be kind of like feeding a stray cat in order to get rid of it?
 Quoting: Storm*


hahaha

put some chunks of tinned tuna around your vag lips and he will soon run away ;)
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11/30/2016 10:45 AM

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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
OP just answer his call and tell him you are not interested nicely.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73191315


He was probably already interested in you & had your mutual friends suggest meeting him for coffee. Now he is going to be a nuisance until you tell him you're not interested. Good luck, I hate finding myself in these kinds of situations.
 Quoting: Adorable Deplorable


He may be lonely so be gentle no matter what. Could just create some other things that keep coming up, and he'll get the point gradually.
 Quoting: Sungaze_At_Dawn


That's it! I want to be kind. He's nice. I don't want him to think I'm interested. But saying I just want to be friends doesn't sound nice.
 Quoting: Storm*


Maybe tell him that your work schedule is very hectic right now & that doesn't leave you with time to date.
 Quoting: Adorable Deplorable




That's not a lie. My schedule is hectic. Ok. That's plan A. If it doesn't work I'll just tell him I'm not interested.
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
Take a poop in his closet.

Never fails, I do this after banging old folks.
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11/30/2016 10:46 AM

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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
I think you should have some pity sex with him, I feel sorry for him already with his broken heart. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9066334


Wouldn't that be kind of like feeding a stray cat in order to get rid of it?
 Quoting: Storm*


hahaha

put some chunks of tinned tuna around your vag lips and he will soon run away ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65398384


chuckle
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11/30/2016 10:47 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
Ask him if you can borrow can thousand dollars.

Every time you see him ask for a loan.

He will avoid talking to you.
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11/30/2016 10:47 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
I think you should have some pity sex with him, I feel sorry for him already with his broken heart. lol
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and eat two cans of baked beans to fart non stop to drive him away during sloppy sex!!
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11/30/2016 10:48 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
This isn't an incredibly serious situation, but I'm up for advice, or some laughs.

I'm not interested in dating but acquaintances kept suggesting I have coffee with this much older man. We have nothing in common outside some very common stuff. So anyway I kept asking what the point would be since we run into each other in a social group on occasion so we can do small talk, which I generally hate, then.

After being told it means nothing, just have coffee, I did. Now he calls all the time. I'm a texter not a talker, but he doesn't know how to text...or email. If I let it go to VM, he calls back in a couple of hours.

It wasn't even good coffee. lmao
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Invite him over. Put on a strap-on dildo and tell him it's time for you milk his prostate.

That should get rid of him.
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11/30/2016 10:51 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
I have the same problem with women. I'll play a gig and then be invited for coffee the next day, realize that beneath that innocent, sweet exterior lurks a beast from the far reaches of Hades and ignore the cretin.
Then the phone calls begin...
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11/30/2016 10:51 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
Tell your mutual friend you're not interested and having trouble getting the message across. It was his/her idea that no strings would be attached. Enlist their help. Maybe they won't be so quick to play matchmaker next time.
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11/30/2016 10:52 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
OP just answer his call and tell him you are not interested nicely.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73191315


This

If you don't communicate how you feel clearly, then you are in the wrong and a coward.
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11/30/2016 10:53 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
I have the same problem with women. I'll play a gig and then be invited for coffee the next day, realize that beneath that innocent, sweet exterior lurks a beast from the far reaches of Hades and ignore the cretin.
Then the phone calls begin...
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Sure, honey.GG-story9
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11/30/2016 10:55 AM
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
Back in my pre cancer chad days I had women ask me out for coffee all the time, and it was never for coffee, if you know what I mean.
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Re: I had coffee with someone and can't get rid of him now.
Tell him the truth. Don't beat around your bush.
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