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Who here has a Hulda Clark zapper?

 
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I haven't had many Huldas in town, so my HC zapper is sort of clean. You should see the other one though, the mosquito zapper, totally clogged with bugs. It's the light waves that make the difference.

Well you know if I told my boyfriend I had a headache sometimes and he brought out the zapper every time to get to the next 3 minutes, my complaints would go away too. I'd have to start blaming a yeast infection.
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Complete garbage, I tried every version and other rife type devices, absolute horsesh!t. I wanted them to work, but they don't. I have tried a microstimula which has 100 different frequencies each tailored to a specific type of pathogen. They do NOT kill parasites, didn't kill flu's, didn't kill skin infections, didn't work for ANYTHING AT ALL.
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Her zapper didn't work for me. I know for a fact that coffee enemas work for parasites though.
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I bought a Petula Clark zapper off ebay never felt better.
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You didn't go Downtown to buy it?
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I'm gonna absorb this thread tomorrow.

Fascinating stuff of which I know nothing.

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How much noise do these things generate. I don't like noisy things.
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Then die.

clueless-ahhh3
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No u.
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Now now, we can all agree.

You should both die.

hf
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I built one and I swear by it. I told a co-worker and he borrowed it for his daughter's science fair project. They grew different strains of bacteria in petri dishes. Some had the zapper applied, and some didn't. The zapped dishes died and the others continued to grow in the incubator. I thought that was interesting.

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My mom is a cancer survivor thanks to Hulda Clark, the zapper included and prayer.
You cannot destroy my vision when you see my vision undestroyed because I am just an undestroyer.

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does it stop migraines?
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yes.
just buy one or two
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I used to get them that lasted for hours. One time I had one and had a phone message and my indicator light was blinking. In pain, I just put my phone on my head and stared at the blinking light with both eyes in a dark room. It was gone in a half hour. After that, I built a simple device to do the blinking with a LED and used it for years. Every time - half hour. Now I get a cluster of them (2 or 3) every year or longer and don't even use the light - I just visualize the blinking light, I put on a tv show that is half an hour long and good to go. Frequencies in all forms can help. Giving up caffeine in all forms has spaced them out so far now I think.
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The "inventor" died from blood cancer, which her device should have cured. Don't waste time on her quackery. If you actually read her writings it doesn't make any scientific sense.
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Most all RIFE Frequencies can be found on Youtube. They are quite interesting.
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I built one and I swear by it. I told a co-worker and he borrowed it for his daughter's science fair project. They grew different strains of bacteria in petri dishes. Some had the zapper applied, and some didn't. The zapped dishes died and the others continued to grow in the incubator. I thought that was interesting.

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There is a giant difference between running current through a petri dish, and applying the same minuscule current through the human body.
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This guy cured his MS with it (plus removing mercury amalgam fillings).

Gave a speech to the MS society.

They ignored him, of course. Research is worth billions.

[link to zap.intergate.ca]
 Quoting: Otter


FUCK YOU. My wife has had M.S. for almost 20 years, there is no electroshock therapy that cures M.S.

I vote to ban this user now. Selling snake oil. You can't shock your immune system to quit attacking the Myelin in the brain asshat.

Go and try to sell your product somewhere else. You make me sick.
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I built one and I swear by it. I told a co-worker and he borrowed it for his daughter's science fair project. They grew different strains of bacteria in petri dishes. Some had the zapper applied, and some didn't. The zapped dishes died and the others continued to grow in the incubator. I thought that was interesting.

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There is a giant difference between running current through a petri dish, and applying the same minuscule current through the human body.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74052008


THIS ^^ An AA battery could have probably done the same thing to a petri dish. Not skeptical these devices can work though but would want a RIFE recreation that could target by exact frequency.
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I built one and I swear by it. I told a co-worker and he borrowed it for his daughter's science fair project. They grew different strains of bacteria in petri dishes. Some had the zapper applied, and some didn't. The zapped dishes died and the others continued to grow in the incubator. I thought that was interesting.

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There is a giant difference between running current through a petri dish, and applying the same minuscule current through the human body.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74052008


THIS ^^ An AA battery could have probably done the same thing to a petri dish. Not skeptical these devices can work though but would want a RIFE recreation that could target by exact frequency.
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I simply said I thought it was interesting. Take a chill...

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This guy cured his MS with it (plus removing mercury amalgam fillings).

Gave a speech to the MS society.

They ignored him, of course. Research is worth billions.

[link to zap.intergate.ca]
 Quoting: Otter


FUCK YOU. My wife has had M.S. for almost 20 years, there is no electroshock therapy that cures M.S.

I vote to ban this user now. Selling snake oil. You can't shock your immune system to quit attacking the Myelin in the brain asshat.

Go and try to sell your product somewhere else. You make me sick.
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You're just a Canadian AC.
You have no right to speak to a registered member like that.
You are dog shit at the very best.

You need a good dose of electricity to your shriveled testicles to shock you into proper humility.

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Dr. Hulda Clark believed that disease fell into three categories; viral, bacterial, and genetic. She only claimed the zapper was effective on the first two categories.

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a bit off topic, commenting on the virus and bacteria theory, just google biomagnetic pair. There are mostly spanish websites, but also some in english. They believe most illnesses are due to viruses and bacteriae. Even some cases of diabetes.
Interestingly, Lyme disease is not easily cured by biomagnetic pair, since it involves so many simultaneous infections which all have to be treated.
Just commenting on the virus and bacteria theory.
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The "inventor" died from blood cancer, which her device should have cured. Don't waste time on her quackery. If you actually read her writings it doesn't make any scientific sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74052008


Probably given to her via parasites from TPTB.

It's a perfect crime for them.
You cannot destroy my vision when you see my vision undestroyed because I am just an undestroyer.

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This guy cured his MS with it (plus removing mercury amalgam fillings).

Gave a speech to the MS society.

They ignored him, of course. Research is worth billions.

[link to zap.intergate.ca]
 Quoting: Otter


FUCK YOU. My wife has had M.S. for almost 20 years, there is no electroshock therapy that cures M.S.

I vote to ban this user now. Selling snake oil. You can't shock your immune system to quit attacking the Myelin in the brain asshat.

Go and try to sell your product somewhere else. You make me sick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73740180


Have you tried this?

From what authority do you speak because if it's just your beliefs then I suggest not losing to yourself before you have the full information.

It takes discernment but if you want to listen to Doctors in white lab coats perhaps you need to work on your definition of God.
You cannot destroy my vision when you see my vision undestroyed because I am just an undestroyer.

Thread: Food Combining Made Easy by Herbert Shelton a progenitor from the Natural Hygienist Movement

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Is this like the Rife Frequency Generator?
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I just learned about these and was like "yeah right", I did a bedtime rejuvenation track and it was like getting an electro stim massage. I tried one for an eye irritation and cleared that up within minutes. I just make a playlist on my phone and leave on all night.

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(Just got back from watching "The Accountant" from Red Box - Cannot more highly recommend it)


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I take that back - on consideration this is a very demonic movie glorifying very evil deeds - crime. drugs, paid murder - they just disguised it well
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I built one and I swear by it.

I told a co-worker and he borrowed it for his daughter's science fair project. They grew different strains of bacteria in petri dishes. Some had the zapper applied, and some didn't. The zapped dishes died and the others continued to grow in the incubator. I thought that was interesting.

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Great!

And WOW story about the project!applause2
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My mom is a cancer survivor thanks to Hulda Clark, the zapper included and prayer.
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Hurrah!

I note you said "included". Well done for being WHOLE-istic!

hf
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applause
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The "inventor" died from blood cancer, which her device should have cured. Don't waste time on her quackery. If you actually read her writings it doesn't make any scientific sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74052008


You HAVE to improve diet as well! Which she did not mention/had wrong (eg said to drink warm milk).

Dr. Clark did a great service - before her no one thought about parasites. Doctors mostly don't even look for them.
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Dr. Hulda Clark believed that disease fell into three categories; viral, bacterial, and genetic. She only claimed the zapper was effective on the first two categories.

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And if you read "Nutriiton and genetic deterioration" you will see from photos that genes are affected massively by diet.
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The "inventor" died from blood cancer, which her device should have cured. Don't waste time on her quackery. If you actually read her writings it doesn't make any scientific sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74052008


Probably given to her via parasites from TPTB.

It's a perfect crime for them.
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That was my thought at the time. Add her to the list of murdered holistic doctors.
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Have had them stop the flu within hours.
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No, you haven't.

If this actually worked it would be a medical revolution, and the unit would be sold everywhere.

But it's not, because it's bullshit.
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Work like magic





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