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Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!

 
HairyBarbarian

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The hairy barbarian is a woman?
 Quoting: Rochelle



Yes.




It's my hormones. And stuff.


:/
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You posted in another thread happy valentines to your soulmate. What happened?
 Quoting: Angel Kitty


I think she's a little schizophrenic
but thats Ok!
I like my women 'unpredictable' groucho
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


She seems too solid for you to handle.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74061032


how would you know what I can handle or not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437

I've never considered a soul as a tracking device, but it caught your eye.

For the record I said, 'To my earth mate, and prior life mate'.
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02/16/2017 04:33 AM
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I think she's a little schizophrenic
but thats Ok!
I like my women 'unpredictable' groucho
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


She seems too solid for you to handle.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74061032


how would you know what I can handle or not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437

I've never considered a soul as a tracking device, but it caught your eye.

For the record I said, 'To my earth mate, and prior life mate'.
 Quoting: pool


tracking device groucho
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Love is great. Good luck!
Angel Kitty

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02/16/2017 04:44 AM
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I think she's a little schizophrenic
but thats Ok!
I like my women 'unpredictable' groucho
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


She seems too solid for you to handle.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74061032


how would you know what I can handle or not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437

I've never considered a soul as a tracking device, but it caught your eye.

For the record I said, 'To my earth mate, and prior life mate'.
 Quoting: pool


Ok then. I thought the red beating heart that you just put on your avatar meant you were in love or feeling it.

Hmmm...it's a mystery!

Last Edited by Angel Kitty on 02/16/2017 04:46 AM
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02/16/2017 01:19 PM

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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
The hairy barbarian is a woman?
 Quoting: Rochelle



Yes.




It's my hormones. And stuff.


:/
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


waitwhat
X1811

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02/16/2017 01:21 PM
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Jeez, 8 pages with no conspiragirl pictures, just some creeper dudes , what a waste, i really wanted to make an account. oh well maybe next year..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73536426


"Gingerly approaching the water and cautiously dipping in a toe does not constitute a swim in the ocean."
 Quoting: X1811



I like to think I am the ocean, not sure your allegory is a good one..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73536426


Jeez, 8 pages with no conspiragirl pictures, just some creeper dudes , what a waste, i really wanted to make an account. oh well maybe next year..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73536426


"Gingerly approaching the water and cautiously dipping in a toe does not constitute a swim in the ocean."
 Quoting: X1811



I like to think I am the ocean, not sure your allegory is a good one..

Fair enough, I was just itching to use that one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73536426

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I added puppy pics, got him from the rescue when he was 4 months old. What code did you crack?
 Quoting: X1811


That canines attract the chicks.
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


The staff at doggie daycare said he had two girlfriends, but that sounds like asking for trouble to me ;-)
 Quoting: X1811


Well he looks like such a gentleman I bet those bitches fight over him.
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


Yeah, yeah, day late and a dollar short, but in addition to me and Hudson both being dapper dressed gentlemen, we also tried our hand at TV show business a few years ago, but the pilot wasn't picked up.

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02/17/2017 05:57 AM
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Ok then. I thought the red beating heart that you just put on your avatar meant you were in love or feeling it.

Hmmm...it's a mystery!
 Quoting: Angel Kitty


No mystery. I have various themes for the year.
Christmas, Valentines, Halloween, Plain.
CalmShock  (OP)

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02/17/2017 11:54 PM
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I was kind of hoping this thread would grow its own legs without me presence, but unfortunately it needs some more watering..

so.. WHO WANTS TO FINGER SUGAR TWIGS BUTTHOLE?

heh
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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02/18/2017 01:16 AM

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I was kind of hoping this thread would grow its own legs without me presence, but unfortunately it needs some more watering..

so.. WHO WANTS TO FINGER SUGAR TWIGS BUTTHOLE?

heh
 Quoting: CalmShock


s27denied

chuckle
~*Ride the Wave*~
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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
I was kind of hoping this thread would grow its own legs without me presence, but unfortunately it needs some more watering..

so.. WHO WANTS TO FINGER SUGAR TWIGS BUTTHOLE?

heh
 Quoting: CalmShock


:s27denied:

chuckle
 Quoting: Simple27


dont listen to the nutcracker
he drinks a lot
and gets crazy ideas
Angel Kitty

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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
I was kind of hoping this thread would grow its own legs without me presence, but unfortunately it needs some more watering..

so.. WHO WANTS TO FINGER SUGAR TWIGS BUTTHOLE?

heh
 Quoting: CalmShock


That's the problem, you are out of touch with your fans

Haha

Last Edited by Angel Kitty on 02/18/2017 01:36 AM
X1811

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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
Being new here I did give the VDay thread two thumbs up. I didn't find anyone who wanted to disco dance, but I did meet some fine GLP'ers. I am waiting to hear from Chuck Woolery if there is a second date planned, back in 2&2!

:Card14: :Card13: :Card10: :Card06: :Card08: :Val2:

Last Edited by X1811 on 02/18/2017 01:59 AM
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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
I was kind of hoping this thread would grow its own legs without me presence, but unfortunately it needs some more watering..

so.. WHO WANTS TO FINGER SUGAR TWIGS BUTTHOLE?

heh
 Quoting: CalmShock


s27denied

chuckle
 Quoting: Simple27


dont listen to the nutcracker
he drinks a lot
and gets crazy ideas
 Quoting: Xylon


He's got some of the most entertaining drinking vids I've ever seen though lol.

chuckle

Gotta love him!

:s27heart7:
~*Ride the Wave*~
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GLP