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Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!! | |
CalmShock
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| CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada02/14/2017 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And here is the first example of a lifetime loner folks. Thanks for stopping by, the thread needed a counterpart for us all to feel better about ourselves. /signed. Liberal fucktard.  Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| CalmShock
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73876009  United States02/14/2017 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73070705 Canada02/14/2017 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And here is the first example of a lifetime loner folks. Thanks for stopping by, the thread needed a counterpart for us all to feel better about ourselves. /signed. Liberal fucktard. :doplefucker: Why not go fuck a mudslime while you're at it? Leftist desperate scum. |
| CigarTigher
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| The Comedian :D
User ID: 63963028 United States02/14/2017 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And here is the first example of a lifetime loner folks. Thanks for stopping by, the thread needed a counterpart for us all to feel better about ourselves. /signed. Liberal fucktard.   Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73959688 United States02/14/2017 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger... Quoting: CalmShock You might want to give this thread a chance... Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever... I'll start things off... :calmshocker: 35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass. Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action! Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship. Your adorable. I think you should have no difficulties finding Love. |
Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 73615735 United States02/14/2017 10:13 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, Thel... you, uh... wanna... uh, you know... You .... you wanna... uh you know.... ummm Dammit Thel, You wanna FUCK?  For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
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| The Comedian :D
User ID: 63963028 United States02/14/2017 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: CalmShock And here is the first example of a lifetime loner folks. Thanks for stopping by, the thread needed a counterpart for us all to feel better about ourselves. /signed. Liberal fucktard. Why not go fuck a mudslime while you're at it? Leftist desperate scum. And this is why Canadia will never have a majority heterosexual population.  Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada02/14/2017 10:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh dayum... long time no see CT I was thinking a destination wedding... Possibly Syria? Think of all the money we'd save on fireworks! Heck yea ! Lots of snack bars there too . If it doesn't work out there then we can go to Japan. Eat sushi and ramen until our intestines liquify Nothing spells romance like 4 hour squats over the porcelain, leaking your kidneys out your butt in the honeymoon suite! Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| The Comedian :D
User ID: 63963028 United States02/14/2017 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, Thel... you, uh... wanna... uh, you know... Quoting: Trained Noticer You .... you wanna... uh you know.... ummm Dammit Thel, You wanna FUCK?  Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada02/14/2017 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why not go fuck a mudslime while you're at it? Leftist desperate scum. And this is why Canadia will never have a majority heterosexual population. We've taken a different approach to the eugenics agenda... Nothing to be proud of.  Last Edited by CalmShock on 02/14/2017 10:16 PM Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| CigarTigher
User ID: 70684721 United States02/14/2017 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh dayum... long time no see CT I was thinking a destination wedding... Possibly Syria? Think of all the money we'd save on fireworks! Heck yea ! Lots of snack bars there too . If it doesn't work out there then we can go to Japan. Eat sushi and ramen until our intestines liquify Nothing spells romance like 4 hour squats over the porcelain, leaking your kidneys out your butt in the honeymoon suite! Hell yea . I'll get you drunk and give you an IV. Are we inviting anyone from GLP? Maybe Chip can marry us? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73070705 Canada02/14/2017 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why not go fuck a mudslime while you're at it? Leftist desperate scum. And this is why Canadia will never have a majority heterosexual population. :canadiantroll: Pretty sure you meant to say this is why Canada will never keep its sovereignty, because ugly desperate fucks like the OP will fuck anything, as proven by previous posts. How are those Muslim cum goggles working out for you anyways Comedian? |
| Kraut the Deplorable
User ID: 43461814 United States02/14/2017 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmmm... time to break out the big guns... Quoting: CalmShock Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to!  Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable! Never forsake a Kraut for the sake of forsaking a Kraut |
| Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 73615735 United States02/14/2017 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, Thel... you, uh... wanna... uh, you know... Quoting: Trained Noticer You .... you wanna... uh you know.... ummm Dammit Thel, You wanna FUCK? What the hell??? I thought you said YES!!!! Do you see my pants??!!! Look.. LOOK!!!  For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
| Patriotic Puppy Breath
User ID: 70193528 United States02/14/2017 10:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmmm... time to break out the big guns... Quoting: CalmShock Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to! Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable! I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma. |
| CalmShock
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| CigarTigher
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| Nefarious Libertine
User ID: 73541692 United States02/14/2017 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  We do not learn from history because our studies are brief and prejudiced. In a surprising manner, 250 years emerges as the average length of national greatness. This average has not varied for 3,000years. The stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be: The Age of Pioneers , The Age of Conquests ,The Age of Commerce ,The Age of Affluence ,The Age of Intellect ,The Age of Decadence. Decadence is marked by: Defensiveness, Pessimism, Materialism,Frivolity An influx of foreigners The Welfare State A weakening of religion. Decadence is due to: Too long a period of wealth and power, Selfishness Love of money ,The loss of a sense of duty. The life histories of great states are amazingly similar, and are due to internal factors. Their falls are diverse, because they are largely the result of external causes. - Sir John Glubb The Fate of Empires We are at the end of the Age of Decadence heading into COLLAPSE |
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| CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada02/14/2017 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: CalmShock Oh dayum... long time no see CT I was thinking a destination wedding... Possibly Syria? Think of all the money we'd save on fireworks! Heck yea ! Lots of snack bars there too . If it doesn't work out there then we can go to Japan. Eat sushi and ramen until our intestines liquify Nothing spells romance like 4 hour squats over the porcelain, leaking your kidneys out your butt in the honeymoon suite! Hell yea . I'll get you drunk and give you an IV. Are we inviting anyone from GLP? Maybe Chip can marry us? Lmfao... Get me drunk?!? Jesus girl, you've done your homework! Ok, we can pick the wedding party... Comedian, you up for being best man? Maybe wait to see who CT picks for her bridesmaids before jumping on the offer...  Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| Simple27
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| CigarTigher
User ID: 70684721 United States02/14/2017 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: CigarTigher Heck yea ! Lots of snack bars there too . If it doesn't work out there then we can go to Japan. Eat sushi and ramen until our intestines liquify Nothing spells romance like 4 hour squats over the porcelain, leaking your kidneys out your butt in the honeymoon suite! Hell yea . I'll get you drunk and give you an IV. Are we inviting anyone from GLP? Maybe Chip can marry us? Lmfao... Get me drunk?!? Jesus girl, you've done your homework! Ok, we can pick the wedding party... Comedian, you up for being best man? Maybe wait to see who CT picks for her bridesmaids before jumping on the offer... ... Quoting: CigarTigher Heck yea ! Lots of snack bars there too . If it doesn't work out there then we can go to Japan. Eat sushi and ramen until our intestines liquify Nothing spells romance like 4 hour squats over the porcelain, leaking your kidneys out your butt in the honeymoon suite! Hell yea . I'll get you drunk and give you an IV. Are we inviting anyone from GLP? Maybe Chip can marry us? Lmfao... Get me drunk?!? Jesus girl, you've done your homework! Ok, we can pick the wedding party... Comedian, you up for being best man? Maybe wait to see who CT picks for her bridesmaids before jumping on the offer... Eekers and Simple :). They can PARTAY ! Haha |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73879993 United States02/14/2017 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The only two I'd want to date on this site are two that I can't get. LJS for obvious reasons (happily married) and Cigar Tiger because she's 16 years younger than me. I think I'll just stick with the skanks I can regularly get and just sometimes fantasize about those two wonderful women. Don't tell my g/f. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73879993 United States02/14/2017 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The only two I'd want to date on this site are two that I can't get. LJS for obvious reasons (happily married) and Cigar Tiger because she's 16 years younger than me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73879993 I think I'll just stick with the skanks I can regularly get and just sometimes fantasize about those two wonderful women. Don't tell my g/f. Just saw Eekers, I'd add her, but married, so another no go. |
| CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada02/14/2017 10:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmmm... time to break out the big guns... Quoting: CalmShock Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to! Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable! I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma. I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick. We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though.. SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
