Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!! | |
Simple27
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CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada 02/14/2017 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I probably should've mentioned.. simple and I are also getting married.. I hope you girls are ok with polygamy... and he's a purebred black lab. I had a black lab/sheppard before and he's basically like his twin. Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
Simple27
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Patriotic Puppy Breath
User ID: 70193528 United States 02/14/2017 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmmm... time to break out the big guns... Quoting: CalmShock Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to! Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable! I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma. I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick. We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though.. SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE I have an unfair advantage, I work as a personal chef ..so you can have Kraut make you the sammiches. But enough about me, that dog is super cute. Good luck on your love search! |
CigarTigher
User ID: 70684721 United States 02/14/2017 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmmm... time to break out the big guns... Quoting: CalmShock Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to! Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable! I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma. I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick. We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though.. SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE I can make some Sammiches. They are my specialty . I also make lamb burgers too :) wrapped with lettuce leaves for low carbs. |
CigarTigher
User ID: 70684721 United States 02/14/2017 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I probably should've mentioned.. simple and I are also getting married.. I hope you girls are ok with polygamy... and he's a purebred black lab. I had a black lab/sheppard before and he's basically like his twin. May have been a good idea Heck yea! Polygamist :). So simple and I are both bridesmaid and brides. :) |
Simple27
User ID: 48123712 United States 02/14/2017 10:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I probably should've mentioned.. simple and I are also getting married.. I hope you girls are ok with polygamy... and he's a purebred black lab. I had a black lab/sheppard before and he's basically like his twin. May have been a good idea Heck yea! Polygamist :). So simple and I are both bridesmaid and brides. :) I was cool with being a guest : ) ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada 02/14/2017 10:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick. We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though.. SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE I have an unfair advantage, I work as a personal chef ..so you can have Kraut make you the sammiches. But enough about me, that dog is super cute. Good luck on your love search! Personal chef?!? What are your beliefs on polygamy... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
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Patriotic Puppy Breath
User ID: 70193528 United States 02/14/2017 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick. We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though.. SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE I have an unfair advantage, I work as a personal chef ..so you can have Kraut make you the sammiches. But enough about me, that dog is super cute. Good luck on your love search! Personal chef?!? What are your beliefs on polygamy... Polygamy ? What are you LDS? I ain't no sisterwife material, sorry. :D Good luck with all that, King Solomon. |
CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada 02/14/2017 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can make some Sammiches. They are my specialty . Quoting: CigarTigher I also make lamb burgers too :) wrapped with lettuce leaves for low carbs. Lol... Ok, I'm going to turn into some fat hedonist, dodging ordinance in Syria and taking liquefied intestinal poops... BEST VALENTINES DAY EVER! Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada 02/14/2017 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow how cool. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67787679 Years ago I told Patrick to do the original dating thread. Good on you for starting it up yet again The original was the best though :) That definitely set the bar pretty high. Wonder where the hell PB went anyway. Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada 02/14/2017 10:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Polygamy ? What are you LDS? I ain't no sisterwife material, sorry. :D Good luck with all that, King Solomon. Quoting: Patriotic Puppy Breath That's unfortunate... Maybe the guy with 7 ex wives and foot fetish is more your flavor. He's a page or two back... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
CigarTigher
User ID: 70684721 United States 02/14/2017 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can make some Sammiches. They are my specialty . Quoting: CigarTigher I also make lamb burgers too :) wrapped with lettuce leaves for low carbs. Lol... Ok, I'm going to turn into some fat hedonist, dodging ordinance in Syria and taking liquefied intestinal poops... BEST VALENTINES DAY EVER! YAASS. Make sure we wear our " Muhummad was a pedophile " shirts! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67787679 United States 02/14/2017 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow how cool. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67787679 Years ago I told Patrick to do the original dating thread. Good on you for starting it up yet again The original was the best though :) That definitely set the bar pretty high. Wonder where the hell PB went anyway. Yes it did. Don't know where he went. I've come and gone through the years too though. Maybe he'll show up again too :) |
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Littlebit Deplorable
User ID: 73832327 United States 02/14/2017 10:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmmm... time to break out the big guns... Quoting: CalmShock Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to! Happily married but what a cutie!!! You're a cutie, too, but your puppy is too sweet. Happy Day and hope you find your special someone soon. |
Asouthernkrissy User ID: 73441579 United States 02/14/2017 10:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Im widowed, 40s, very attractive...didn't even date for seven years at all until last summer. It's been a nightmare since...seems nobody wants a real relationship anymore...just fwb and hookups. I like anything outdoors, alternative medicine, classic rock. I live way out in the country in Alabama, but I'm from Ohio originally. Quoting: Asouthernkrissy 73441579 Btw, i dont know how to post a pic...for years I had a paid member account here, but my PayPal account got screwed up... |
TheTruthMonger™
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CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada 02/14/2017 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can make some Sammiches. They are my specialty . Quoting: CigarTigher I also make lamb burgers too :) wrapped with lettuce leaves for low carbs. Lol... Ok, I'm going to turn into some fat hedonist, dodging ordinance in Syria and taking liquefied intestinal poops... BEST VALENTINES DAY EVER! YAASS. Make sure we wear our " Muhummad was a pedophile " shirts! That should earn us a 21 assault rifle salute... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
Simple27
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CigarTigher
User ID: 70684721 United States 02/14/2017 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Im widowed, 40s, very attractive...didn't even date for seven years at all until last summer. It's been a nightmare since...seems nobody wants a real relationship anymore...just fwb and hookups. I like anything outdoors, alternative medicine, classic rock. I live way out in the country in Alabama, but I'm from Ohio originally. Quoting: Asouthernkrissy 73441579 Btw, i dont know how to post a pic...for years I had a paid member account here, but my PayPal account got screwed up... I wish I knew how to give free upgrades to Anon's . I'm in a generous mood |
CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada 02/14/2017 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Im widowed, 40s, very attractive...didn't even date for seven years at all until last summer. It's been a nightmare since...seems nobody wants a real relationship anymore...just fwb and hookups. I like anything outdoors, alternative medicine, classic rock. I live way out in the country in Alabama, but I'm from Ohio originally. Quoting: Asouthernkrissy 73441579 Btw, i dont know how to post a pic...for years I had a paid member account here, but my PayPal account got screwed up... You can upload pics on tinypic.com copy and past the URL here after and voila :) Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
CigarTigher
User ID: 70684721 United States 02/14/2017 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can make some Sammiches. They are my specialty . Quoting: CigarTigher I also make lamb burgers too :) wrapped with lettuce leaves for low carbs. Lol... Ok, I'm going to turn into some fat hedonist, dodging ordinance in Syria and taking liquefied intestinal poops... BEST VALENTINES DAY EVER! YAASS. Make sure we wear our " Muhummad was a pedophile " shirts! That should earn us a 21 assault rifle salute... End the night with a "bang" lol Last Edited by CigarTigher on 02/14/2017 10:55 PM |
TheTruthMonger™
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 67787679 United States 02/14/2017 10:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Im widowed, 40s, very attractive...didn't even date for seven years at all until last summer. It's been a nightmare since...seems nobody wants a real relationship anymore...just fwb and hookups. I like anything outdoors, alternative medicine, classic rock. I live way out in the country in Alabama, but I'm from Ohio originally. Quoting: Asouthernkrissy 73441579 Btw, i dont know how to post a pic...for years I had a paid member account here, but my PayPal account got screwed up... Well, personally, don't care about looks. I care about being real and kind and stuff like that. Male or female can be really important |
JohnWick User ID: 71608968 United States 02/14/2017 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm pretty simple - just looking for someone who looks like Jennifer Tilly/Holly Body/Stacy Valentine. Likes to wear silver or black latex leggings or dresses in the bedroom. Must be white, clean, flawless skin, wears lots of makeup/perfume, fetish friendly (Rocco Siffredi style), good base tan, knows how to make a good sammich (no pickles), likes 80/90s music, into scary movies, and loves God. Like I said, not really asking for much. Please reply with pics/vids if you think you can meet those requirements. Look forward to meeting you. |
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CalmShock
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