Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!

Made a pretty girl blush?!? My job here is done..

*mic drop*

Everything is great, thank you. How's thing in your part of the planet?

you must be a gemini

what the fck is wrong with that beer dude playing all that celine dion noise

If by challenge you mean being able to look yourself in the mirror in the morning after you've completely lost the will to live by a heartless woman hell bent on trolling the shit out of you online..

then I guess they do.

Is this my buddy Beer??

most gemini girls are tricky psychotards or skitzo

Just a tired Cancer with Leo rising. Worked 13 hours today, no Valentine, just a voice message from a Scorpio. I'm a young widow like other women on earth, learning how to make decisions, when men made them for us.

And you're welcome P...

;P

The planet is still spinning. Lately I've been on here which is so bad and against my better judgement. But yay!!! I finally got off all those opies. They were killing me man. I am so much healthier working again the whole nine you know. Just I think my marriage is so awful I'm done with it. So that's drama I'll let you get back to your lady friend. Namaste calm;)

I think you've missed the mark for being a gentleman.

let me know when you want me to book that plane ticket ;)

I never said I was a gentleman

I'm sorry to hear that darlin... it's been that way for a long time though.. might be time to move on. You know where to find me, don't be a stranger.

I was hoping you would..

THE PLOT THICKENS!!!

How did you get handed such an awful troll?

I beat god in a poker game once... He's never let me live it down...

LOL hey i didnt play the first video lolll yes calm shock its me from the other place lol.

mentally im gentle. the easiest person to get along with.

physically im an animal. hardcore to the max. all in good fun of course.

You motherfucker, where the hell you been?

We all thought you got priority seating in the rapture, but I was like, "no way is that guy getting into heaven.."

;)

Spanish train ?

or

Spanish caravan ?

Are you on the road alot?

I knew it

The plot thickens.

nope

sorry to break the news but none of you are ever going to heaven ,

You're gonna have to find us Rochelle and have a chat sometime... can't say much in here unfortunately

So airports are local.

Peruvian Monorail