...or so she thought and told everyone.

She she brings him to the house, and silly me I bring up Russia and Putin.

Well, it was like someone kicked him swiftly in the ass because he immediately say "I am Ukrainian and I would kill Putin if I could..." Then he turns to the girl and says, "You stupid fuckin' cunt! I tell you a hundred times I AM A UKRAINIAN!!!"

Then he split in a huff, obviously seriously pissed off and slamming the door behind him.

The moral of the story: dumb blondes with fake are fertile ground for many a fine joke.