Easiest Way For A 40 year old Man To Get Invited To College Sorority Parties?

Say you're a transgender college girl and need to use their bathroom.

That seems to be the norm these days!

that or some meth

Cash and Gold

Get a job at a college.

OP missed out on parties in his youth

Start working at the college as a janitor. They will invite you to come to their parties afterwards, to clean up their mess.

cash and coke

Have your daughter invite you?



Daddy!!

Cocaine.

Creampie clean-up.

spray yourself black

Tell them you identify as a disenfranchised young gender-flexible Bernie snowflake seeking a safe space.

Start a catering business

money

Show them your creepy white van.

Conspiracy of the week or attention whore??

:ohlook:

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Four pair of socks in your underwear oughta do.

Easy. Just RSVP to the Dad's Day invite that your 20 year old daughter will send. Look around at the other men present. That is you. Eewww.

Build a time machine and go back to when you were 20 to give your 20 year old self tips. Any other answer is full on creeper.

If you're that interested in college chicks, you just need money. Plenty are looking for sugar daddies to trade sex for money with. College is expensive.

Doesn't even matter if you're ugly. If you have enough to give her an allowance you're fine. The more the allowance, the more you get.

Just wanna get laid once or twice a month? 1000-1500 ish. You're welcome.

I should add, she will probably see other guys too unless you're paying all her bills.

Easy ....cash , lots and lots of cash

Rent a yacht and move the party to it. OR

Rent something with a coolness factor and move party to it.

They wont invite you , but you can invite them to something really tempting

You will need three cases of fireball, 2-3 ounces cocain, one half pound of super sticky icky, one Justin Bieber haircut, several assorted safety pins or you could save a ton of money and get a 18 year old Hispanic hooker. Hell thanks to trump you can rail a tight bodied 18 year old Hispanic who is hoping to not get deported.


Trump winning

There ain't no stinky pinky worth that.

Vast majority at that age are sluts regardless of who pays for what.

Say 'Hi, Im Milo'