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BEAST333
User ID: 67219175 United States 02/25/2017 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Okay I heard a crazy story last night...I was like what the fuck? Then I was oh okay...here it goes... Quoting: Serpent Maiden So this guy I know tells me that he had the craziest night at work. Basically he was sitting there (works in a store) and this girl comes in. Starts talking to him about his job basic stuff I guess. He starts talking to her about her job. They were having a casual conversation. She then proceeds to say oh it does not seem like it's busy this time of night. He said nah it slows way down like this till close. She said so your alone...he said yes... She said would you like it if I suck your dick? He said excuse me? Then started laughing...she said I'm serious...I will pay you $50. He said let me get this straight...you will pay me 50 dollars to suck me off? She said yep...where can we go? He said uh...no thanks I don't think so and still could not stop kind of laughing about it...she said you sure? He said yes...she said okay then honey have a good night. Bye and drove away... Has any girl ever asked to pay you for that before? I mean seriously? I am a girl and I have never heard of this. Who does that type of thing except a crack whore or perhaps undercover? but why undercover if so? lol I'm thinking she was just super fucked up although he said she didn't seem like it... I just wanted to know if this happens to you guys cause it seems super weird... Never. I can't imagine. Even with a blowjob fetish she could find plenty of guys to do it to for free. So either... a.) the story is BS b.) she gets off on paying for it c.) she has AIDS and wants to spread it to all guys who are willing to have cheap sex because cheap sex with a guy is how she got it to begin with On a side note, I'm pretty broke at the moment. So if you got a tingle out of b.) and want to give it a try just shoot me an email, I'll clear it with the wife, and we'll take it from there. Thru the darkness of Future Past the magician longs to see one chants out between two worlds Fire -- walk with me :Moon3::Lighter Man::Moon3: |
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Serpent Maiden
(OP) User ID: 73116397 United States 02/25/2017 04:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a male strip club entertainer, yes I get propositioned all the time at work. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73618106 Everything from early 20's through grandmas (many still wearing a wedding ring) offer to blow me or have sex with me for free and some have offered cash (the highest offer I received was $100). I politely refused all of them. Some are very persistant...LOL Well if your a stripper then I can see how that would happen from time to time lol but like just an average guy? lol |
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Serpent Maiden
(OP) User ID: 73116397 United States 02/25/2017 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She was going to rob him and the store... Quoting: Daggo She was going to get him in the back in a compromising position and either lock him in the back room or where ever they went, or keep him busy while her friend hiding outside would do all the stealing while he was distracted. This is a old scam, good for him he didn't fall for it. You guys are good! Wow...okay then...that sounds plausible too thanks Daggo :) i think thats a bit closer to the probablity of what this was. Either that or a set up from another girl he knows... I knew GLP would have some answers lol You guys are awesome :) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74212339 United States 02/25/2017 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She was going to rob him and the store... Quoting: Daggo She was going to get him in the back in a compromising position and either lock him in the back room or where ever they went, or keep him busy while her friend hiding outside would do all the stealing while he was distracted. This is a old scam, good for him he didn't fall for it. This. |
Serpent Maiden
(OP) User ID: 73116397 United States 02/25/2017 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Okay I heard a crazy story last night...I was like what the fuck? Then I was oh okay...here it goes... Quoting: Serpent Maiden So this guy I know tells me that he had the craziest night at work. Basically he was sitting there (works in a store) and this girl comes in. Starts talking to him about his job basic stuff I guess. He starts talking to her about her job. They were having a casual conversation. She then proceeds to say oh it does not seem like it's busy this time of night. He said nah it slows way down like this till close. She said so your alone...he said yes... She said would you like it if I suck your dick? He said excuse me? Then started laughing...she said I'm serious...I will pay you $50. He said let me get this straight...you will pay me 50 dollars to suck me off? She said yep...where can we go? He said uh...no thanks I don't think so and still could not stop kind of laughing about it...she said you sure? He said yes...she said okay then honey have a good night. Bye and drove away... Has any girl ever asked to pay you for that before? I mean seriously? I am a girl and I have never heard of this. Who does that type of thing except a crack whore or perhaps undercover? but why undercover if so? lol I'm thinking she was just super fucked up although he said she didn't seem like it... I just wanted to know if this happens to you guys cause it seems super weird... Never. I can't imagine. Even with a blowjob fetish she could find plenty of guys to do it to for free. So either... a.) the story is BS b.) she gets off on paying for it c.) she has AIDS and wants to spread it to all guys who are willing to have cheap sex because cheap sex with a guy is how she got it to begin with On a side note, I'm pretty broke at the moment. So if you got a tingle out of b.) and want to give it a try just shoot me an email, I'll clear it with the wife, and we'll take it from there. Well I believe the story... She might get off from paying for it...but I never head of that shit before lol Oh god that last scenario is crazy...but ya never know and no I did not get any sort of tingles lol Thanks though Beast :P |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74213012 Norway 02/25/2017 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It fit, so I didn't care to remove it, I just asked her to cut of the tags for me. We were alone in the store, she produced a pair of scissors, and from there on it went something like this... "I will need to have your ass for a moment." I lifted the jacket and replied "Uhu." "I'll have to give you a good jerk now, but I'm good at that, and I'll do it just for you!" Silence. Until she got the tag off. "Thanks ma'am, see you later!" I could've had her right there on the floor of the store, she was literally dripping juices around me. Couldn't be bothered, I was buying a pair of jeans, and had other plans than sticking my dick in horny/crazy/diseased whatever. Looked nice and clean though, but you never now. Oh well. |
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Serpent Maiden
(OP) User ID: 73116397 United States 02/25/2017 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | in todays world you never know. It could have been a sting but why would they go into a store and do that to an innocent store clerk. wouldn't they just sit down in the part of town were johns and prostitutes hang out ? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48703622 That's what we were thinking? Just why do that? It makes no sense if it was a sting... |
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Serpent Maiden
(OP) User ID: 73116397 United States 02/25/2017 05:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bought a pair of pants in a store from a voluptuous 35-ish blonde a few weeks ago. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74213012 It fit, so I didn't care to remove it, I just asked her to cut of the tags for me. We were alone in the store, she produced a pair of scissors, and from there on it went something like this... "I will need to have your ass for a moment." I lifted the jacket and replied "Uhu." "I'll have to give you a good jerk now, but I'm good at that, and I'll do it just for you!" Silence. Until she got the tag off. "Thanks ma'am, see you later!" I could've had her right there on the floor of the store, she was literally dripping juices around me. Couldn't be bothered, I was buying a pair of jeans, and had other plans than sticking my dick in horny/crazy/diseased whatever. Looked nice and clean though, but you never now. Oh well. I see...man some girls are such freaks with complete strangers. I could never do such a thing. Never... |
Serpent Maiden
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Serpent Maiden
(OP) User ID: 73116397 United States 02/25/2017 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He shouldn't have been dressed inappropriately to bring sexual attention towards him. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73322998 Dress like trash Bypass the rash My motto What? lol He dresses like a guy...what a weird post lol That was the point. Happy you liked it. Okay then weirdo lol :P |
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Serpent Maiden
(OP) User ID: 73116397 United States 02/25/2017 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like a slut challenge, the latest trend to conflate social media and porn. Zuckerberg Mafia doin work. Is the slut challenge something new? Cause I don't do fakebook or twitter or any of that nonsense... |
Serpent Maiden
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74213012 Norway 02/25/2017 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bought a pair of pants in a store from a voluptuous 35-ish blonde a few weeks ago. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74213012 It fit, so I didn't care to remove it, I just asked her to cut of the tags for me. We were alone in the store, she produced a pair of scissors, and from there on it went something like this... "I will need to have your ass for a moment." I lifted the jacket and replied "Uhu." "I'll have to give you a good jerk now, but I'm good at that, and I'll do it just for you!" Silence. Until she got the tag off. "Thanks ma'am, see you later!" I could've had her right there on the floor of the store, she was literally dripping juices around me. Couldn't be bothered, I was buying a pair of jeans, and had other plans than sticking my dick in horny/crazy/diseased whatever. Looked nice and clean though, but you never now. Oh well. I see...man some girls are such freaks with complete strangers. I could never do such a thing. Never... Never ever? |
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Serpent Maiden
(OP) User ID: 73116397 United States 02/25/2017 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bought a pair of pants in a store from a voluptuous 35-ish blonde a few weeks ago. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74213012 It fit, so I didn't care to remove it, I just asked her to cut of the tags for me. We were alone in the store, she produced a pair of scissors, and from there on it went something like this... "I will need to have your ass for a moment." I lifted the jacket and replied "Uhu." "I'll have to give you a good jerk now, but I'm good at that, and I'll do it just for you!" Silence. Until she got the tag off. "Thanks ma'am, see you later!" I could've had her right there on the floor of the store, she was literally dripping juices around me. Couldn't be bothered, I was buying a pair of jeans, and had other plans than sticking my dick in horny/crazy/diseased whatever. Looked nice and clean though, but you never now. Oh well. I see...man some girls are such freaks with complete strangers. I could never do such a thing. Never... Never ever? No... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74065175 United States 02/25/2017 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Okay I heard a crazy story last night...I was like what the fuck? Then I was oh okay...here it goes... Quoting: Serpent Maiden So this guy I know tells me that he had the craziest night at work. Basically he was sitting there (works in a store) and this girl comes in. Starts talking to him about his job basic stuff I guess. He starts talking to her about her job. They were having a casual conversation. She then proceeds to say oh it does not seem like it's busy this time of night. He said nah it slows way down like this till close. She said so your alone...he said yes... She said would you like it if I suck your dick? He said excuse me? Then started laughing...she said I'm serious...I will pay you $50. He said let me get this straight...you will pay me 50 dollars to suck me off? She said yep...where can we go? He said uh...no thanks I don't think so and still could not stop kind of laughing about it...she said you sure? He said yes...she said okay then honey have a good night. Bye and drove away... Has any girl ever asked to pay you for that before? I mean seriously? I am a girl and I have never heard of this. Who does that type of thing except a crack whore or perhaps undercover? but why undercover if so? lol I'm thinking she was just super fucked up although he said she didn't seem like it... I just wanted to know if this happens to you guys cause it seems super weird... It's a scam where the girl entraps the guy and makes a false police report, blackmails him or sues him. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73322998 United States 02/25/2017 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bought a pair of pants in a store from a voluptuous 35-ish blonde a few weeks ago. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74213012 It fit, so I didn't care to remove it, I just asked her to cut of the tags for me. We were alone in the store, she produced a pair of scissors, and from there on it went something like this... "I will need to have your ass for a moment." I lifted the jacket and replied "Uhu." "I'll have to give you a good jerk now, but I'm good at that, and I'll do it just for you!" Silence. Until she got the tag off. "Thanks ma'am, see you later!" I could've had her right there on the floor of the store, she was literally dripping juices around me. Couldn't be bothered, I was buying a pair of jeans, and had other plans than sticking my dick in horny/crazy/diseased whatever. Looked nice and clean though, but you never now. Oh well. I see...man some girls are such freaks with complete strangers. I could never do such a thing. Never... Never ever? No... |
Serpent Maiden
(OP) User ID: 73116397 United States 02/25/2017 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ewwww you are one nasty dried up old slut. Any type of dirt talk to get attention and the brain deads on here take the bait talking to a shrivelled up old prune Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71147823 Oh log in troll...this is a true story that we were both like WTF? about... You just need any excuse to come in here and call me childish names...I don't know why the fuck your here in the first place except to cause trouble... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8614364 United States 02/25/2017 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like a slut challenge, the latest trend to conflate social media and porn. Zuckerberg Mafia doin work. Is the slut challenge something new? Cause I don't do fakebook or twitter or any of that nonsense... I don't either, encountered it in other fora. |