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Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 187162 United States 02/17/2007 03:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe A woman who got mad that her boyfriend of 12 years hadn’t gotten her a valentine’s day gift flew into a rage yesterday and chopped off her left nipple after cutting off her boyfriend’s penis first.
Reynato Reyes, 41, said that his girlfriend had wanted a wedding ring and had been asking for marriage due to stress and nagging from her mother who was dying from cancer.
The girlfriend herself also wanted to have children before she got too old to “play with them”, he said and her mom had hinted on several occasions that Reynato was a loser and that her daughter would be better off without him.
Reynato said that if he had married his girlfriend like the mom wanted, she probably (the mom) would not have stopped nagging them anyway and he saw no need of marrying her as it kept their relationship much more alive that way.
He said the girlfriend, Loreli Belmonte, 32, had warned him that if he did not get her what she wanted after staying with him that long, then she would cut off a part of her body that he loved the most.
Reynato says that he did not take her seriously since she herself loved her own breasts and had forced Reynato to pay for her to get a breast augmentation two years ago.
Reynado says he immediately forgot about the threat when he went to work that morning and that upon coming back home from work later that evening, he found a gift-wrapped box sitting on the floor of his living room.
Just then, Loreli walked in from the bedroom and straight out asked him for “the ring”.
When Reynato failed to produce a ring, Loreli calmly walked toward the box, opened it and took out a brand new machete.
Reynato tried backing out the front door and was obstructed by a chair behind him. He fell backwards and hit his head on the arm chair knocking himself out.
When he came to, he was lying on a hospital bed with unbelievable pain in his groin.
He learned from the police as they questioned him that his girlfriend had indeed cut off her left nipple after cutting his penis off and had then proceeded to call the police and tell them exactly what she had done.
Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s penis back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail. |
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Jammer
User ID: 196885 United States 02/17/2007 03:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe link? and this writer sucks big time. Your VILLAGE called, their IDIOT is missing.
Your IDIOT called, their VILLAGE is missing. |
Circuit Breaker
User ID: 157725 United States 02/17/2007 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe It would be nice to see a link to this story. If it's true, this guy wants to take her back? No thanks. A voice of reason in a world of woo-woos. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 187162 United States 02/17/2007 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe |
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Fool User ID: 179504 Canada 02/17/2007 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s penis back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 187162What a dumbass |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 157973 United States 02/17/2007 03:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe Id leave her after killin her. No one threatens my right for ejaculation. |
Wasayo
User ID: 7960 United States 02/17/2007 03:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe i like a penis a whole lot better if it's still on. "Every word of God is pure: He is a shield unto them that put their trust in Him." Prov. 30:5 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 197124 United Kingdom 02/17/2007 03:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s penis back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail.
What a dumbass
Quoting: Fool 179504This reads like some extreme BDSM fantasy. Take her back? What a fucking idiot. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 197124 United Kingdom 02/17/2007 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s penis back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail. What a dumbass This reads like some extreme BDSM fantasy. Take her back? What a fucking idiot. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 197124Actually, we need to consider what would happen to a guy who had just had his cock chopped off. He was, supposedly, stunned, and out of the game, when she did the deed. He would have squirted blood like a high-pressure firehose, and, if he or she couldn't get some serious pressure on the veins and arteries above the wound, would have bled to death in pretty short order. Any medical types reading this who want to comment? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 148165 United States 02/17/2007 03:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe Yeah. One word: tourniquet. Look it up. |
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TDM
User ID: 195598 Slovenia 02/17/2007 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s penis back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail. What a dumbass This reads like some extreme BDSM fantasy. Take her back? What a fucking idiot. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 197124Maybe he wants a rerun of the episode. Rofl. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 197124 United Kingdom 02/17/2007 03:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe Yeah. One word: tourniquet. Look it up.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 148165Look, asshole. I was assuming that he was knocked out, and she didn't fucking care. I know what the fuck a TOURNIQUET is, but neither he nor she wanted, or was able, to apply one. Then, he would bleed to death pretty swiftly, no? |
XXX User ID: 62394 United States 02/17/2007 04:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe I just hate it when that happens! |
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SpectrumBlue
User ID: 181546 United States 02/17/2007 04:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe I don't believe it. Any man who got his penis chopped off by a psycho girlfriend would be running away from any and all women that happens to ask him out on a date. And if this is true, he sounds exceedingly pathetic to the point only violent psychotic women would go out with him. lol she FORCED him to pay for her breast enhancements. Idiot. Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 197124 United Kingdom 02/17/2007 04:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Woman Chops Off Nipple, Boyfriend's Penis Due to Valentine's Day Gaffe I don't believe it.
Any man who got his penis chopped off by a psycho girlfriend would be running away from any and all women that happens to ask him out on a date.
And if this is true, he sounds exceedingly pathetic to the point only violent psychotic women would go out with him.
lol she FORCED him to pay for her breast enhancements. Idiot.
Quoting: SpectrumBlueWell, sweet SB, I trust YOU'VE never chopped a guy's johnson off! |
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