My drug dealer is banging my wife, what should I do?

Brush the Pringle crumbs off your belly, and sneak back up the basement steps to your unmade bed.

That sucks. I'm sure your wife does too! XD
*ahem* sorry

Teach your wife about the Devils Advocate Game and you can end-up owning your Drug Dealer's house and all of his drugs and you get your wife back too.

Of course, she's gonna be pissed, so I'd recommend you deal with that too but I can't help you there, you got yourself in that hole by yourself, so get yourself out, but while getting out of trouble with her, enjoy the free drugs and be sure to send some my way.

Ribbit

My drug dealer is black... right now I'm listening to this song to cheer up.

hang yourself and dont leave a note

Try to see if he will give you a 'fucking' discount.
Win - Win - WIN. Everyone wins.

Get a real life

Cry find new dealer and let her stay.. don't talk to her at all not even once. She'll be back if you don't sweat it . If you do 😑

Are you off the hook for the money? If so, well done!

You should film it in HD and post it on your favorite porn aggregator site, then reap the profits.

Enjoy your AIDS.

This other guy in my neighborhood was in a similar situation and he killed his dealer.

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You were the one who "Loaned" her out to pay off a debt. That makes ou no better than a piece of shit pimp. Go fuck yourself, asshole. I hope he fucks her in the ass ans sends you a video of it.

Get a divorce

Work a deal with him that he can have her permanently in exchange for a 1 year supply.

Win-Win!!

What he said!

There's only one option. Bang the drug dealer.

In a roundabout way, you would also be banging your wife.

Post isn't serious..bs.

If this is true you are the dumbest piece of shit i've ever encountered.. and what trashy woman would've even allowed such a thing lol ya'll gotta be from west virginia

Even guys who aren't predisposed toward violence have a breaking point. Usually that involves family. If you aren't willing to fight for what's yours when it concerns your wife, she's probably better off without you.

What matters more to you than your family, man?

P.S. I know this is most likely a fake post (like 99% of the crap on this site), but I just had to chime in anyway.

Undercut him.

What?

You should bang his mama!

Ask for the family discount?

Become a Mormon and have 3 or 4 wives!

Weed for life!

Ahhh if he was willing to ronk her, she cannot be much.
A sack of ice for a Toula of a wife .. no loss

See how much smack he can deliver for a BJ and arrange the deals in the future.

lol

stop pawning off your goats when you smoke too much

Post a pic of her.

I got some good shit Man.