pEEnUtz User ID: 14144709 United States 03/04/2017 11:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *** The Official GLP 'Woodpecker' Joke Challenge Thread *** The Rules of this Challenge are SIMPLE: 1. ALL entries MUST qualify SOMEHOW as a 'Woodpecker' Joke and they MUST be pHunnY! That's it! 1 Rule. From that, I submit my entry, which is a Daddy WouldPeckHer Joke, whereas the opposite-end from that wood be a Woody the Woodpecker Joke about Woody Harrelson, then there are ALL of the 'Woodpecker' Jokes in-between, or, at least, that's how I see it, but you be the Judge. As to my entry, it's s 2-part Joke. The first part is a meme I bumped into and after reading it and looking at the photo attached, I came-up with the idea of turning it into a Woodpecker Joke, with the added use of a Photo of Daddy WouldPeckHer, so I went looking for a Photo of him that wood werk and the one I found also has another person in the Photo with Daddy WouldPeckHer and I thought about cropping her out of the Photo but after looking closer at her, I determined that she had enough 'involvement' in the Woodpecker Joke to play into it perfectly, so I didn't crop her out, I left her in the Photo, but to understand the Woodpecker Joke you do have to know who the 2 people are in the Photo and if you do know who they are, I believe the additional person in the Photo adds more to the laugh, so I kept her in the Photo but you be the Judge. Plus, remember, that when someone Bullshits you beyond the norm and they get you to truly bust a nut, you owe them a PROPER "Thank you!" and you do that by giving the Thread a PROPER Rating, and the better the laugh, the higher the Rating, but since this Forum is PURE Bullshit to begin with, then the most PROPER Rating for a QUALITY Bullshit Thread on here wood be a "1". So please do the don't and don't leave me a "1" Rating Vote. Here's my first entry in the Official GLP 'Woodpecker' Joke Challenge Thread: [ link to i.imgsafe.org (secure)] Here's the "Daddy WouldPeckHer" answer to the above meme (aka: the punchline): [ link to i.imgsafe.org (secure)] I hope I busted your nutz good! Ribbit Ps: If you happen to know the girl that's currently M.I.A., wood you please tell her about this thread and I'm having to use Code for her, so as to avoid giving-up the punchline, just in case someone keeps on reading, before clicking on the 2 links of the Joke, because she will have more Daddy WouldPeckHer Jokes to add to this Thread, which will make it truly priceless. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72620508 United States 01/21/2020 01:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: *** The Official GLP 'Woodpecker' Joke Challenge Thread *** A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see", said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man". As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing." |