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An otter that runs around and plays like a dog (aka tonight's troll & shill break)

 
Artemis Rand
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An otter that runs around and plays like a dog (aka tonight's troll & shill break)
After a day of kicking troll and shill ass I think we all deserve a break.

Here is an otter that runs around and plays like a dog.

Why he thinks he is a black Labrador Retriever and not a river otter.


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Re: An otter that runs around and plays like a dog (aka tonight's troll & shill break)
I love otters. That little guy just wanted to play!
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03/06/2017 11:37 PM
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Re: An otter that runs around and plays like a dog (aka tonight's troll & shill break)
Just like a ferret!
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Re: An otter that runs around and plays like a dog (aka tonight's troll & shill break)
Very cool.
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What a nut
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Re: An otter that runs around and plays like a dog (aka tonight's troll & shill break)
Real nice that they lure it up the road.... thereby training it not to have a fear of the road.

Other than the people are asshats for playing with it near a road, it is an awesome creature, until its roadkill so some asshole can have a utube video.
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03/07/2017 12:07 AM
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This is no time for playing.

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Cute but she's lucky it didn't latch on and bite her ankle.
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03/07/2017 12:32 AM
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Re: An otter that runs around and plays like a dog (aka tonight's troll & shill break)
i've noticed nearly all animals understand laughing, that is the most disarming thing a human can do, is if they hear a human genuinely laughing at them. almost all animals start to ham it up when they sense they are being cute.
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He's attacking cause we're killing his home
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i've noticed nearly all animals understand laughing, that is the most disarming thing a human can do, is if they hear a human genuinely laughing at them. almost all animals start to ham it up when they sense they are being cute.
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Right you are, I have seen it in raccoons, calfs and a ground hog of all things.
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Trumps hiding sumtin. JK long live the Otters
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03/07/2017 01:32 AM
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the animal smelled the fat woman's hole..
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03/07/2017 02:20 AM
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Thanks , best start of the day, coffee and a funny otter.

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Looks like he/she's on the younger side
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Re: An otter that runs around and plays like a dog (aka tonight's troll & shill break)
Little known fact: Dogs actually play like otters.
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I seriously ordered some otter meat online after seeing this post... it has been too long, gotta soak the meat in milk, and stew it though..
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thanks for sharing that was heart warming to watch hf
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"throw the ball, dammit! "
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03/07/2017 07:03 AM
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i have seen people in indiana domesticate racoons, it is hilarious, no matter how friendly they become you cant pick those fuckers up without getting clawed too death
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Re: An otter that runs around and plays like a dog (aka tonight's troll & shill break)
After a day of kicking troll and shill ass I think we all deserve a break.

Here is an otter that runs around and plays like a dog.

Why he thinks he is a black Labrador Retriever and not a river otter.


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Thanks, brother,I needed that!

God's creation is AWESOME!
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This is no time for playing.

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This is true too. But we must enjoy God's little gifts to us to remain sane in the face of this evil.

God loves otters just like He loves you and I!

God bless you all. Remain in prayer continuously. May God forgive us where we fail Him. May God provide His Peace, Comfort, and Protection to all in need. May the Holy Ghost shower us with Love. Thank you Wonderous Creator for all of our many blessings, especially Your Only Begotten Son, Lord of Lords and King of Kings, Jesus Christ.

Protect, bless, and guide our President Donald John Trump as he does your work. Please bless our country. We know that we must stop murdering babies in order for this to happen; please expose these demons for what and who they are and help us stop this atrocity.

All Praise, and Honor, and Glory to Your Holy Name. Please hear or humble pleas! In Christ Jesus' precious Name, we pray. AMEN.
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Re: An otter that runs around and plays like a dog (aka tonight's troll & shill break)
Otters are very territorial, especially momma otter trying to protect their young. I was on the bank of the St. Johns river in Florida with my kids n family. Heard some squeeking some 75 yards away. Was in 4-feet of water at the time. Moved toward the squeeking to investigate. On the bank where the squeeking was originating, I saw a good sized otter jump in the water. The otter began to swim a wide semicircle around me, pulling my attention away from the still squeeking baby otters on the bank. The momma otter positioned herself completely away from her pups such that I was standing in water looking at the momma otter, and the pups were directly behind me. I continued to watch the momma as she swam directly toward me. With about 10-yards to go before she would have run into me, she submerged. Now there was a bit of concern in my mind. A few seconds later, while I am trying to peer down into the tanin stained browm water of the river, I am grabbed by the otter, grabbed hard. I thought it was going to bite me so I rose up out of the water very quickly and scurried to the shore. My kids and others are laughing their asses off as I make like Jesus and begin walking on water. When I get to the shore I investigate my lower leg. There were scratch marks, deep enough to bleed slighly, and there were 4 long scratches on each side of my leg, like you would get if an 8-fingered 2-handed beast had grabbed your leg.

Very territorial.





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