Try this. Hold your iPhone up and talk about taking a vacation to sandals

Forgot to add it took me about 12 hours

My wife and I were talking about getting a new set of tires for her car - When we got back home and went online every banner ad was for tires.

Not good.

Weird times we live in

Also - I was showing a friend a Pizza Gate video and then every banner was for Papa Johns pizza - I made a screen shot of Pizzagate video with Papa Johns banners all around it.

I was talking to never buying an apple product again and then I've been flood with samsung adverts.

who cares. go to alaska if you dont like it. did you ever think that maybe it woudl help you get better deals for them to be able to cater to you. no i dont work for them.

Do,this. Hold up your phone and talk about how you want to buy a marmoset to take you to a secret meeting where ther are under sea rivers of platinum and unicorns swimming.

Be interesting to see what you get back. I,don't have a smart phone or I'd do it myself.

Don't have to hold it up just have it or any number of other items nearby. Any computer or laptop, wireless router, phone, smart tv, video games, your refrigerator, toaster, thermostat, your car and even your kid's toys. They are all listening. Even better, you agreed to it through purchase or activation. There's 10 pages of fine print we all click "accept" to without reading. Think you can rid yourself of those items? No problem, other people's devices, stores and businesses, even street lights, cross walk signs and bus stops are listening...and they recognize your voice.

a friend and I were recently talking about...













oh shit

I use a burner potato phone and I do not have a smart TV or appliances.
Staying off grid is my plan. Of course I am retired and can live this way - it won't work for people who have to be in the world.

Lol.
I'm in healthcare....
Work for seniors .....
I get ads for Depends.

Sigh.

I just couldn't resist responding to this thread.every time you turn around some algorithm is trying to sell u some shite.

even ordering a local pizza creates a spinoff into other ads too with all their argle-bargle and this associated.

A lot of these ads are really crappy too.

One day I did something else.. I shut the laptop down and inet connection.

turn thgthat sucker back in and typed in

chopard,Tiffany's, luxury homes,Bahamas,Louis Vuitton,Hermes,Manolo blahnick and palm beach society.

nice change! great ads! and fun to look at!

I should do that, Rolex, Fasig-Tipton, Foxcroft, Neiman Marcus, Agent Provocateur, Christian Dior, Penthouse Suite, The Dakota, Yves St. Laurent, Newport.

all those big companies are spying on you for yore own good!! they want to sell you stuff!!! you like stuff don't you!!!!

Sorry, "Depends" doesn't and never did exist. It is now "Depend". You have been Mandelad.

sorry it is spelt MANDELLA'D so it appers that it is YOU that has been MANDELLA'D!!

ads

lol, noobs

a friend was teasing me coz i don't have a smartfone .
got home 2 hours later - google offers me a free smartfone .

Just think it. BUT WAIT...was it really your idea?

Hold your phone up and say "I need to shave my tomato plants".

See what you get.

I have tried shit like this before. I told the lady to do it I cant with a smartphone anymore I went back to the old flip phone. but I'm sure my computer heard so ill be expecting and email, no fb for me.

That was weird. I tried it and now the top ad is for A1 sauce

Yeah, anyone who says the magic words is flooded with things to make them crazy. This way no sane people are talking about what matters. Clever,no?

This happens to me even though i have the voice feature "turned off" on my windows phone.

I get the ads from what i have been talking about.

fuck this shit

And we have a winner!

Talk about trafficking cocaine

See if they show up

It does that based on your browsing habits, you dimbulb