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How can I talk to birds?

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/22/2017 12:53 PM
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Re: How can I talk to birds?
Take your time to observe them, when they sing, tweet, when they are eating. Usually the song changes with activity. That will give you an idea. After that be still and enjoy them. You will understand a lot.
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Re: How can I talk to birds?
I find that birds are interesting, somehow mysterious animals and I am asking if somebody knows how to talk with them?

– Not bird man
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They are loud, annoying, and shit all over the place. Fuck the birds.
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Brief

birds
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They are complaining because they always have diarrhea. Ever see a bird shit a turd? Fuck no, that have horrible digestive systems that splatter all over the damn car!
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Geese shit turds. They're still disgusting. Hell, they might even be worse than runny bird diarrhea.
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03/22/2017 02:00 PM
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Re: How can I talk to birds?
the way to communicate with all animals, birds, etc.,
is to look at them and visualize what you want them to do,
or what you want to 'say' to them;

I've found that putting pictures of what I wanted stray cats I've fed to do,
had, to my surprise,
worked very well;
since then I've tried that with dogs and recently squirrels and birds;

I know the squirrels got it, and I think the birds instinctively know what you want
and what kind of person you are;

if you are truly kind, they will practically come up to you
Rev Woo-Woo

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Re: How can I talk to birds?
the way to communicate with all animals, birds, etc.,
is to look at them and visualize what you want them to do,
or what you want to 'say' to them;

I've found that putting pictures of what I wanted stray cats I've fed to do,
had, to my surprise,
worked very well;
since then I've tried that with dogs and recently squirrels and birds;

I know the squirrels got it, and I think the birds instinctively know what you want
and what kind of person you are;

if you are truly kind, they will practically come up to you
 Quoting: Sparrow servant of Christ 30728154


Yes!

I've 'talked' to lizards that way. Found a poor little one stuck in a deep bucket. When I first tried to catch him to get him out, he freaked. So, I stopped, sent him thoughts of helping him, gently lowered my arm into the bucket and he immediately hopped onto my hand. hf
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"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

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Re: How can I talk to birds?
The same way I talk to cows.....with some A-1 sauce.

Last Edited by Natural Beauty on 03/22/2017 02:31 PM
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Re: How can I talk to birds?
I whistle, seriously
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bump
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Re: How can I talk to birds?
Make the same noises they do and turn around and blink. Most animals don't like it if you stare them in the eyes or gawk at them like a tv.

Birds like clicking noises and vibrations, that's why you see cats doing that.
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Re: How can I talk to birds?
Wear a lot of green
"It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman)
Calm seas do not a sailor make,
Nor easy horses, a horseman.
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen
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Re: How can I talk to birds?
birds dont exist, you would just be talking to a government drone. take a number please...





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