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Literally Hitler
User ID: 38676961 United States 03/22/2017 01:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I find that birds are interesting, somehow mysterious animals and I am asking if somebody knows how to talk with them? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74514124 – Not bird man They are loud, annoying, and shit all over the place. Fuck the birds. Brief They are complaining because they always have diarrhea. Ever see a bird shit a turd? Fuck no, that have horrible digestive systems that splatter all over the damn car! Geese shit turds. They're still disgusting. Hell, they might even be worse than runny bird diarrhea. |
Sparrow servant of Christ User ID: 30728154 United States 03/22/2017 02:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the way to communicate with all animals, birds, etc., is to look at them and visualize what you want them to do, or what you want to 'say' to them; I've found that putting pictures of what I wanted stray cats I've fed to do, had, to my surprise, worked very well; since then I've tried that with dogs and recently squirrels and birds; I know the squirrels got it, and I think the birds instinctively know what you want and what kind of person you are; if you are truly kind, they will practically come up to you |
Rev Woo-Woo
User ID: 74524491 United States 03/22/2017 02:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the way to communicate with all animals, birds, etc., Quoting: Sparrow servant of Christ 30728154 is to look at them and visualize what you want them to do, or what you want to 'say' to them; I've found that putting pictures of what I wanted stray cats I've fed to do, had, to my surprise, worked very well; since then I've tried that with dogs and recently squirrels and birds; I know the squirrels got it, and I think the birds instinctively know what you want and what kind of person you are; if you are truly kind, they will practically come up to you Yes! I've 'talked' to lizards that way. Found a poor little one stuck in a deep bucket. When I first tried to catch him to get him out, he freaked. So, I stopped, sent him thoughts of helping him, gently lowered my arm into the bucket and he immediately hopped onto my hand. “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
Natural Beauty
User ID: 71193524 United States 03/22/2017 02:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The same way I talk to cows.....with some A-1 sauce. Last Edited by Natural Beauty on 03/22/2017 02:31 PM |
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Furrry Pete
User ID: 82245693 United States 07/07/2022 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wear a lot of green "It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman) Calm seas do not a sailor make, Nor easy horses, a horseman. And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen |
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